On incoming pale troubles at witchesreign

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:33 < mundane
:33 < i would like to ask of you and your furiends
:33 < that this whole uh
:33 < quadrant flopping be solved with the least amount of drama as pawsible
:33 < this talk of violence you guys k33p talking about worries me
:33 < come on
:33 < me vwhiskers and equius are all mature now right?
:33 < we can resolve this without violence
:33 < ...right?

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:33 < really?
:33 < why is that?

[Ex or no she wonders what could be so different about this Equius that Karkat would say that. Color her curious.]

[frustration]

YELLOWBLOOD.
SKINNY LITTLE BASTARD.
CLEANS UP AFTER EVERYONE AT LEAST TEN TIMES A FUCKING DAY.
EASY TO SPOOK, BECAUSE HE'S SO FUCKING NEUROTIC! WE'RE TALKING FULL-THROTTLE HERE. DEATHLY AFRAID OF HIS OWN SHADOW.
A COMPLETE FAILURE OF A TROLL, BASICALLY.
ALWAYS GOOD FOR A LAUGH.

1/3

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:33 < an equius?
:33 < afuraid of his own shadow
:33 < you arent just pulling my leg are you?

[frustration]

THAT'S WHAT I SAID TOO.
SHE HAS A SICK THINKPAN, THAT WOMAN.

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:33 < i dont even know how to react to that
:33 < whenever i try ti imagine it my brain just
:33 < refuses
:33 < thats even harder to imagine than the
:33 < tavros we had here a while back

[frustration]

SWEET MOTHER OF TROLL GOD.
WHAT DID TOREADIPSHIT DO?

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:33 < he was also furom an alternate universe or something
:33 < he was still a brown blood but like
:33 < everything was all topsy turvey where he came furom!
:33 < he was all arrogant and confrontational
:33 < he was still purrty nice and fun but
:33 < real flirty and outspoken
:33 < it was super weird

[frustration]

...
THAT...
IS THE SADDEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD.
I MEAN. GOOD ON HIM, I GUESS.
FOR NOT BEING A MASSIVE DOORMAT ANYMORE.
BUT. CHRIST.

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:33 < h33h33
:33 < it certainly did take getting use to
:33 < i think everyone is mirrow opawsite where he is furom
:33 < which means you were purrobably all pawlite and gentlemanly :PP
:33 < purrobably hated romcoms too

[But probably super sweet on the outside while actually being really mean on the inside? Who knows. Whatever the case might be she likes Karkat just as he is now. She's mostly just saying this stuff to tease Karkat.]

[frustration]

LOOK, WHATEVER.
THE OTHER ME COULD BE A TWO-FOOT-TALL, HEARING IMPAIRED CHICK FOR ALL I CARE.
JUST AS LONG AS YOU KNOW THAT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE ALTERNATE REALITIES ARE IRREFUTABLY INFERIOR TO OURS.