Nepeta Leijon ♌ arsenicCatnip (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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dear_mun2012-06-28 10:24 pm
moirailcompass) wrote in dear_mun2012-06-28 10:24 pm
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On incoming pale troubles at witchesreign
:33 < mundane
:33 < i would like to ask of you and your furiends
:33 < that this whole uh
:33 < quadrant flopping be solved with the least amount of drama as pawsible
:33 < this talk of violence you guys k33p talking about worries me
:33 < come on
:33 < me vwhiskers and equius are all mature now right?
:33 < we can resolve this without violence
:33 < ...right?
:33 < i would like to ask of you and your furiends
:33 < that this whole uh
:33 < quadrant flopping be solved with the least amount of drama as pawsible
:33 < this talk of violence you guys k33p talking about worries me
:33 < come on
:33 < me vwhiskers and equius are all mature now right?
:33 < we can resolve this without violence
:33 < ...right?
oooh! i see, haha, nice to be tagging with you again :3
:33 < youre right in that respect
:33 < i just hope he doesnt ask me if there is someone else
:33 < i dont know if i can outright lie to him
You too! o/
THE BEST WAY TO KEEP YOUR STORY STRAIGHT IS BY STICKING TO THE TRUTH.
YOU'RE PALE FOR VRISKA, PALER THAN YOU ARE FOR HIM RIGHT NOW.
IT'S GONNA HURT, BUT THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS IN PROBLEMS LIKE THIS.
NO ONE CAN JUST OLLY ON THROUGH STUFF LIKE THIS UNLESS THEY'RE HOPELESSLY NARCISSISTIC OR JUST PLAIN RETARDED.
[Normally he'd classify you in the latter category, Nepeta. But you have sparked his interest.]
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:33 < youre right
:33 < i just really hate having to hurt anyone
:33 < especially him
:33 < but i guess ill just have to suck it up and get this over with
:33 < thanks for listening karkat
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[And he almost leaves it at that. Almost.]
GOOD LUCK.
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:33 < aye aye captain
:33 < whether i return or not
:33 < i shall go into this mission with no regrets
[Then she drops it]
:33 < but what about you karkat?
:33 < has everything b33n alright on your end?
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OK, FRIEND TO ALL LIVING THINGS, SAVE YOUR ROLE PLAYING FOR LATER.
[He rolls his eyes.]
ANYWAY, YEAH, I GUESS.
INSOFAR AS I'VE GOT A PLACE TO STAY AND NO ONE IS TRYING TO KILL ME.
I'M KIND OF GLAD THAT IT'S JUST THE MUN'S HEADSPACE, THOUGH. I'VE HEARD WAR STORIES OF THE PLACE SHE PLAYS AT.
NOT PRETTY.
IT'S MOSTLY JUST IGNORING THE OTHER DIPSHITS LONG ENOUGH TO GET SOME PEACE OF MIND AROUND HERE.
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:33 < tell him hi fur me
:33 < and thanks again fur the help befur
:33 < h33h33 i didnt get to know him all that well but he s33med nice
:33 < whats the place the other muses are at?
:33 < some places can be purrty bad
:33 < but others arent
:33 < balamb is nice i think
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OH, I REMEMBER HIM. THE ONE IN PURPLE WITH THE GIANT RED HAIR?
YEAH, I'LL TELL HIM HI. HE'S STILL AROUND, BUT HOMELESS NOW, THOUGH.
HE AND SOME SILVER GUY USED TO BE IN YOUR GAME, TOO.
SOLLUX JUST WENT IN SOME PLACE THAT RUNS LIKE AN MMO, HE'S HAPPY AS A CLAMPBEAST.
BY WHICH I MEAN JUST AS DEPRESSED AND PRISSY AS A CLAMPBEAST AS HE EVER WAS, BUT WHATEVER.
THE PLACE I'M TALKING ABOUT IS THIS GIANT FUCKING TOWER. IT'S RUN BY PEOPLE WHO WOULD MAKE THE CONDESCE SHIT HER PANTS.
EGBERT'S IN THERE. ALSO SOME OTHER GUY WHO LOOKS LIKE NEKU IF HE COVERED ALL OF HIS CLOTHES IN DAY-GLO. AND--
[...He actually kind of smiles right here. But it's not an endeared smile, oh no. More the type that implies he's spent many hours laughing his ass off at this mysterious third resident's antics.]
...WELL, IT'S AN ALTERNATE TIMELINE VERSION OF YOUR EX-PALE BUDDY, AS A MATTER OF FACT.
YOU WOULDN'T KNOW HIM IF YOU SAW HIM, THOUGH.
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:33 < why is that?
[Ex or no she wonders what could be so different about this Equius that Karkat would say that. Color her curious.]
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SKINNY LITTLE BASTARD.
CLEANS UP AFTER EVERYONE AT LEAST TEN TIMES A FUCKING DAY.
EASY TO SPOOK, BECAUSE HE'S SO FUCKING NEUROTIC! WE'RE TALKING FULL-THROTTLE HERE. DEATHLY AFRAID OF HIS OWN SHADOW.
A COMPLETE FAILURE OF A TROLL, BASICALLY.
ALWAYS GOOD FOR A LAUGH.
1/3
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:33 < afuraid of his own shadow
:33 < you arent just pulling my leg are you?
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SHE HAS A SICK THINKPAN, THAT WOMAN.
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:33 < whenever i try ti imagine it my brain just
:33 < refuses
:33 < thats even harder to imagine than the
:33 < tavros we had here a while back
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WHAT DID TOREADIPSHIT DO?
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:33 < he was still a brown blood but like
:33 < everything was all topsy turvey where he came furom!
:33 < he was all arrogant and confrontational
:33 < he was still purrty nice and fun but
:33 < real flirty and outspoken
:33 < it was super weird
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THAT...
IS THE SADDEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD.
I MEAN. GOOD ON HIM, I GUESS.
FOR NOT BEING A MASSIVE DOORMAT ANYMORE.
BUT. CHRIST.
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:33 < it certainly did take getting use to
:33 < i think everyone is mirrow opawsite where he is furom
:33 < which means you were purrobably all pawlite and gentlemanly :PP
:33 < purrobably hated romcoms too
[But probably super sweet on the outside while actually being really mean on the inside? Who knows. Whatever the case might be she likes Karkat just as he is now. She's mostly just saying this stuff to tease Karkat.]
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THE OTHER ME COULD BE A TWO-FOOT-TALL, HEARING IMPAIRED CHICK FOR ALL I CARE.
JUST AS LONG AS YOU KNOW THAT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE ALTERNATE REALITIES ARE IRREFUTABLY INFERIOR TO OURS.