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Nepeta Leijon ♌ arsenicCatnip ([personal profile] moirailcompass) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-06-28 10:24 pm

On incoming pale troubles at [community profile] witchesreign

:33 < mundane
:33 < i would like to ask of you and your furiends
:33 < that this whole uh
:33 < quadrant flopping be solved with the least amount of drama as pawsible
:33 < this talk of violence you guys k33p talking about worries me
:33 < come on
:33 < me vwhiskers and equius are all mature now right?
:33 < we can resolve this without violence
:33 < ...right?
frustration: (♋ 06)

I was the Neku and Dataku! Neku and Nepeta tagged once, but we never talked OOCly, I think.

[personal profile] frustration 2012-06-29 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
YEAH, YEAH.
CHANCES ARE, HE WON'T HURT YOU.
MAYBE HE'LL EVEN UNDERSTAND LIKE A BIG BOY AND WISH YOU LUCK.
BUT HE'S TOO DANGEROUS TO COUNT ON THAT.
THINGS GO WRONG, HEADS ROLL, OR WORSE.
DON'T MAKE IT OBVIOUS THAT YOU HAVE PEOPLE STANDING BY.
IF ANYTHING WILL MAKE HIM ANGRY, 'DISTRUST' WILL.
AND IF HE DOES FLIP OFF THE HANDLE AND REALIZES THAT 'DISTRUST' LATER, YOU CAN USE THE "YOU PUT ME, VRISKA, AND THE GENERAL PUBLIC AT LARGE" CARD AGAINST HIM.
frustration: (♋ 05)

You too! o/

[personal profile] frustration 2012-06-29 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
THEN DON'T.
THE BEST WAY TO KEEP YOUR STORY STRAIGHT IS BY STICKING TO THE TRUTH.
YOU'RE PALE FOR VRISKA, PALER THAN YOU ARE FOR HIM RIGHT NOW.
IT'S GONNA HURT, BUT THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS IN PROBLEMS LIKE THIS.
NO ONE CAN JUST OLLY ON THROUGH STUFF LIKE THIS UNLESS THEY'RE HOPELESSLY NARCISSISTIC OR JUST PLAIN RETARDED.


[Normally he'd classify you in the latter category, Nepeta. But you have sparked his interest.]
frustration: (♋ 04)

[personal profile] frustration 2012-06-29 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
WELL, THEM'S THE BREAKS.

[And he almost leaves it at that. Almost.]

GOOD LUCK.
frustration: (♋ 11)

[personal profile] frustration 2012-06-29 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
OH MY GOD.
OK, FRIEND TO ALL LIVING THINGS, SAVE YOUR ROLE PLAYING FOR LATER.


[He rolls his eyes.]

ANYWAY, YEAH, I GUESS.
INSOFAR AS I'VE GOT A PLACE TO STAY AND NO ONE IS TRYING TO KILL ME.
I'M KIND OF GLAD THAT IT'S JUST THE MUN'S HEADSPACE, THOUGH. I'VE HEARD WAR STORIES OF THE PLACE SHE PLAYS AT.
NOT PRETTY.
IT'S MOSTLY JUST IGNORING THE OTHER DIPSHITS LONG ENOUGH TO GET SOME PEACE OF MIND AROUND HERE.
frustration: (♋ 09)

[personal profile] frustration 2012-06-29 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
NEKU?
OH, I REMEMBER HIM. THE ONE IN PURPLE WITH THE GIANT RED HAIR?
YEAH, I'LL TELL HIM HI. HE'S STILL AROUND, BUT HOMELESS NOW, THOUGH.
HE AND SOME SILVER GUY USED TO BE IN YOUR GAME, TOO.
SOLLUX JUST WENT IN SOME PLACE THAT RUNS LIKE AN MMO, HE'S HAPPY AS A CLAMPBEAST.
BY WHICH I MEAN JUST AS DEPRESSED AND PRISSY AS A CLAMPBEAST AS HE EVER WAS, BUT WHATEVER.
THE PLACE I'M TALKING ABOUT IS THIS GIANT FUCKING TOWER. IT'S RUN BY PEOPLE WHO WOULD MAKE THE CONDESCE SHIT HER PANTS.
EGBERT'S IN THERE. ALSO SOME OTHER GUY WHO LOOKS LIKE NEKU IF HE COVERED ALL OF HIS CLOTHES IN DAY-GLO. AND--


[...He actually kind of smiles right here. But it's not an endeared smile, oh no. More the type that implies he's spent many hours laughing his ass off at this mysterious third resident's antics.]

...WELL, IT'S AN ALTERNATE TIMELINE VERSION OF YOUR EX-PALE BUDDY, AS A MATTER OF FACT.
YOU WOULDN'T KNOW HIM IF YOU SAW HIM, THOUGH.
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[personal profile] frustration 2012-06-30 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
YELLOWBLOOD.
SKINNY LITTLE BASTARD.
CLEANS UP AFTER EVERYONE AT LEAST TEN TIMES A FUCKING DAY.
EASY TO SPOOK, BECAUSE HE'S SO FUCKING NEUROTIC! WE'RE TALKING FULL-THROTTLE HERE. DEATHLY AFRAID OF HIS OWN SHADOW.
A COMPLETE FAILURE OF A TROLL, BASICALLY.
ALWAYS GOOD FOR A LAUGH.
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[personal profile] frustration 2012-06-30 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
THAT'S WHAT I SAID TOO.
SHE HAS A SICK THINKPAN, THAT WOMAN.
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[personal profile] frustration 2012-06-30 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
SWEET MOTHER OF TROLL GOD.
WHAT DID TOREADIPSHIT DO?
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[personal profile] frustration 2012-06-30 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
...
THAT...
IS THE SADDEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD.
I MEAN. GOOD ON HIM, I GUESS.
FOR NOT BEING A MASSIVE DOORMAT ANYMORE.
BUT. CHRIST.
frustration: (♋ 09)

[personal profile] frustration 2012-07-01 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
LOOK, WHATEVER.
THE OTHER ME COULD BE A TWO-FOOT-TALL, HEARING IMPAIRED CHICK FOR ALL I CARE.
JUST AS LONG AS YOU KNOW THAT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE ALTERNATE REALITIES ARE IRREFUTABLY INFERIOR TO OURS.