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dear_mun2012-06-28 10:24 pm
moirailcompass) wrote in dear_mun2012-06-28 10:24 pm
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On incoming pale troubles at witchesreign
:33 < mundane
:33 < i would like to ask of you and your furiends
:33 < that this whole uh
:33 < quadrant flopping be solved with the least amount of drama as pawsible
:33 < this talk of violence you guys k33p talking about worries me
:33 < come on
:33 < me vwhiskers and equius are all mature now right?
:33 < we can resolve this without violence
:33 < ...right?
:33 < i would like to ask of you and your furiends
:33 < that this whole uh
:33 < quadrant flopping be solved with the least amount of drama as pawsible
:33 < this talk of violence you guys k33p talking about worries me
:33 < come on
:33 < me vwhiskers and equius are all mature now right?
:33 < we can resolve this without violence
:33 < ...right?
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:33 < so you know
:33 < well um
:33 < would you have any suggestions?
:33 < fur what i could do to try and make this as easy as pawsible fur everyone?
:33 < especially equius :((
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YOU HAVE HERE THE TWO MAJOR COMPETITORS FOR THE SPOT OF "MOST NEEDS A FUCKING MOIRAIL" IN THE GARDEN YEARBOOK.
[He's heard stories about this place, okay. Shitty romance counselor Karkat is go.]
BUT YOU KNOW THAT ALREADY, I'M SURE.
I'VE SEEN THIS SITUATION COME UP A LOT. IT'S A DISGUSTINGLY COMMON PLOT DEVICE, SERIOUSLY.
BUT WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO IS, TELL THEM SEPARATELY.
AND THEN BRING THEM TOGETHER.
MONITOR THEIR INTERACTIONS.
THIS IS IMPORTANT.
EQUIUS IS GOING TO BE MUCH WORSE THAN VRISKA, IF ONLY FOR THE FACT THAT HE'S A HULKING SWEATY FREAK.
HE'LL SQUASH YOU LIKE A BUG IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL.
WE DON'T KNOW WHAT HIS TIME OUT HAS DONE FOR HIM. FOR ALL WE KNOW, HE COULD'VE GONE BACK TO HIS PRE-NEPETA PERSONALITY ON PEOPLE WHO AREN'T YOU.
MAYBE ENLIST SOME BACKUP?
VRISKA, I HATE TO SAY IT, I'M LESS WORRIED ABOUT.
WORST COMES TO WORST SHE GOES ALL CHRONIC BACKSTABBER'S DISORDER ON YOUR ASS, PONY BOY'S ASS, OR SOME OTHER UNFORTUNATE SCHMUCK'S ENTIRE GODDAMN BODY.
BUT SHE NEEDS TIME TO DO THAT. YOU CAN TALK HER OUT OF IT.
LOOK, YOU KNOW HOW VOLATILE THEY BOTH ARE, OKAY.
PREPARE FOR THE WORST.
DON'T SUGAR COAT THINGS, ONE OR BOTH WILL CALL YOUR BLUFF.
you have me very curious now xD do we happen to know each other?
[Pause. She'd like to say she still knows him well, but is that true? He's also had a full half a sweep of growth without her around so who knows?]
:33 < i dont think equius would hurt me
:33 < but he is the one that im more worried about
:33 < vwhiskers already knows how i f33l
:33 < in her case im just worried about her reacting to equius reaction
:33 < but i guess youre right
:33 < delaying it is just going to make things worse
:33 < i guess im just kinda frustrated about all this myself because it
:33 < almost feels like some kind of joke to the muns
:33 < i waited so long in hopes that equius would come so i could properly break things off first
:33 < time compression never brought him
:33 < and when i finally cave in it finally does
:33 < bluh
:33 < whining about it isnt going to fix anything
:33 < but thanks for the advice karkat
:33 < its good to have someone who understands quadrants listening
I was the Neku and Dataku! Neku and Nepeta tagged once, but we never talked OOCly, I think.
CHANCES ARE, HE WON'T HURT YOU.
MAYBE HE'LL EVEN UNDERSTAND LIKE A BIG BOY AND WISH YOU LUCK.
BUT HE'S TOO DANGEROUS TO COUNT ON THAT.
THINGS GO WRONG, HEADS ROLL, OR WORSE.
DON'T MAKE IT OBVIOUS THAT YOU HAVE PEOPLE STANDING BY.
IF ANYTHING WILL MAKE HIM ANGRY, 'DISTRUST' WILL.
AND IF HE DOES FLIP OFF THE HANDLE AND REALIZES THAT 'DISTRUST' LATER, YOU CAN USE THE "YOU PUT ME, VRISKA, AND THE GENERAL PUBLIC AT LARGE" CARD AGAINST HIM.
oooh! i see, haha, nice to be tagging with you again :3
:33 < youre right in that respect
:33 < i just hope he doesnt ask me if there is someone else
:33 < i dont know if i can outright lie to him
You too! o/
THE BEST WAY TO KEEP YOUR STORY STRAIGHT IS BY STICKING TO THE TRUTH.
YOU'RE PALE FOR VRISKA, PALER THAN YOU ARE FOR HIM RIGHT NOW.
IT'S GONNA HURT, BUT THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS IN PROBLEMS LIKE THIS.
NO ONE CAN JUST OLLY ON THROUGH STUFF LIKE THIS UNLESS THEY'RE HOPELESSLY NARCISSISTIC OR JUST PLAIN RETARDED.
[Normally he'd classify you in the latter category, Nepeta. But you have sparked his interest.]
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:33 < youre right
:33 < i just really hate having to hurt anyone
:33 < especially him
:33 < but i guess ill just have to suck it up and get this over with
:33 < thanks for listening karkat
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[And he almost leaves it at that. Almost.]
GOOD LUCK.
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:33 < aye aye captain
:33 < whether i return or not
:33 < i shall go into this mission with no regrets
[Then she drops it]
:33 < but what about you karkat?
:33 < has everything b33n alright on your end?
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OK, FRIEND TO ALL LIVING THINGS, SAVE YOUR ROLE PLAYING FOR LATER.
[He rolls his eyes.]
ANYWAY, YEAH, I GUESS.
INSOFAR AS I'VE GOT A PLACE TO STAY AND NO ONE IS TRYING TO KILL ME.
I'M KIND OF GLAD THAT IT'S JUST THE MUN'S HEADSPACE, THOUGH. I'VE HEARD WAR STORIES OF THE PLACE SHE PLAYS AT.
NOT PRETTY.
IT'S MOSTLY JUST IGNORING THE OTHER DIPSHITS LONG ENOUGH TO GET SOME PEACE OF MIND AROUND HERE.
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:33 < tell him hi fur me
:33 < and thanks again fur the help befur
:33 < h33h33 i didnt get to know him all that well but he s33med nice
:33 < whats the place the other muses are at?
:33 < some places can be purrty bad
:33 < but others arent
:33 < balamb is nice i think
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OH, I REMEMBER HIM. THE ONE IN PURPLE WITH THE GIANT RED HAIR?
YEAH, I'LL TELL HIM HI. HE'S STILL AROUND, BUT HOMELESS NOW, THOUGH.
HE AND SOME SILVER GUY USED TO BE IN YOUR GAME, TOO.
SOLLUX JUST WENT IN SOME PLACE THAT RUNS LIKE AN MMO, HE'S HAPPY AS A CLAMPBEAST.
BY WHICH I MEAN JUST AS DEPRESSED AND PRISSY AS A CLAMPBEAST AS HE EVER WAS, BUT WHATEVER.
THE PLACE I'M TALKING ABOUT IS THIS GIANT FUCKING TOWER. IT'S RUN BY PEOPLE WHO WOULD MAKE THE CONDESCE SHIT HER PANTS.
EGBERT'S IN THERE. ALSO SOME OTHER GUY WHO LOOKS LIKE NEKU IF HE COVERED ALL OF HIS CLOTHES IN DAY-GLO. AND--
[...He actually kind of smiles right here. But it's not an endeared smile, oh no. More the type that implies he's spent many hours laughing his ass off at this mysterious third resident's antics.]
...WELL, IT'S AN ALTERNATE TIMELINE VERSION OF YOUR EX-PALE BUDDY, AS A MATTER OF FACT.
YOU WOULDN'T KNOW HIM IF YOU SAW HIM, THOUGH.
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:33 < why is that?
[Ex or no she wonders what could be so different about this Equius that Karkat would say that. Color her curious.]
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SKINNY LITTLE BASTARD.
CLEANS UP AFTER EVERYONE AT LEAST TEN TIMES A FUCKING DAY.
EASY TO SPOOK, BECAUSE HE'S SO FUCKING NEUROTIC! WE'RE TALKING FULL-THROTTLE HERE. DEATHLY AFRAID OF HIS OWN SHADOW.
A COMPLETE FAILURE OF A TROLL, BASICALLY.
ALWAYS GOOD FOR A LAUGH.
1/3
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:33 < afuraid of his own shadow
:33 < you arent just pulling my leg are you?
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SHE HAS A SICK THINKPAN, THAT WOMAN.
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:33 < whenever i try ti imagine it my brain just
:33 < refuses
:33 < thats even harder to imagine than the
:33 < tavros we had here a while back
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WHAT DID TOREADIPSHIT DO?
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:33 < he was still a brown blood but like
:33 < everything was all topsy turvey where he came furom!
:33 < he was all arrogant and confrontational
:33 < he was still purrty nice and fun but
:33 < real flirty and outspoken
:33 < it was super weird
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THAT...
IS THE SADDEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD.
I MEAN. GOOD ON HIM, I GUESS.
FOR NOT BEING A MASSIVE DOORMAT ANYMORE.
BUT. CHRIST.
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:33 < it certainly did take getting use to
:33 < i think everyone is mirrow opawsite where he is furom
:33 < which means you were purrobably all pawlite and gentlemanly :PP
:33 < purrobably hated romcoms too
[But probably super sweet on the outside while actually being really mean on the inside? Who knows. Whatever the case might be she likes Karkat just as he is now. She's mostly just saying this stuff to tease Karkat.]
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THE OTHER ME COULD BE A TWO-FOOT-TALL, HEARING IMPAIRED CHICK FOR ALL I CARE.
JUST AS LONG AS YOU KNOW THAT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE ALTERNATE REALITIES ARE IRREFUTABLY INFERIOR TO OURS.