On incoming pale troubles at witchesreign

[moirailcompass]

:33 < mundane
:33 < i would like to ask of you and your furiends
:33 < that this whole uh
:33 < quadrant flopping be solved with the least amount of drama as pawsible
:33 < this talk of violence you guys k33p talking about worries me
:33 < come on
:33 < me vwhiskers and equius are all mature now right?
:33 < we can resolve this without violence
:33 < ...right?

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[frustration]

WRONG.

[moirailcompass]

:33 < its pawsible!!
:33 < im sure if we all just pawlitely sit down and
:33 < and
:33 < oh god it really isnt is it?

[frustration]

YUP.
I'VE LOOKED OVER EVERYTHING YOU PEOPLE HAVE GOTTEN UP TO IN THAT CASTLE IN THE SKY OR WHATEVER.
AND I CAN TELL YOU NOW THAT IT'S NOT GOING TO END NICELY.
AT ALL.

[moirailcompass]

:33 < oh
:33 < so you know
:33 < well um
:33 < would you have any suggestions?
:33 < fur what i could do to try and make this as easy as pawsible fur everyone?
:33 < especially equius :((

[frustration]

WELL.
YOU HAVE HERE THE TWO MAJOR COMPETITORS FOR THE SPOT OF "MOST NEEDS A FUCKING MOIRAIL" IN THE GARDEN YEARBOOK.

[He's heard stories about this place, okay. Shitty romance counselor Karkat is go.]

BUT YOU KNOW THAT ALREADY, I'M SURE.
I'VE SEEN THIS SITUATION COME UP A LOT. IT'S A DISGUSTINGLY COMMON PLOT DEVICE, SERIOUSLY.
BUT WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO IS, TELL THEM SEPARATELY.
AND THEN BRING THEM TOGETHER.
MONITOR THEIR INTERACTIONS.
THIS IS IMPORTANT.
EQUIUS IS GOING TO BE MUCH WORSE THAN VRISKA, IF ONLY FOR THE FACT THAT HE'S A HULKING SWEATY FREAK.
HE'LL SQUASH YOU LIKE A BUG IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL.
WE DON'T KNOW WHAT HIS TIME OUT HAS DONE FOR HIM. FOR ALL WE KNOW, HE COULD'VE GONE BACK TO HIS PRE-NEPETA PERSONALITY ON PEOPLE WHO AREN'T YOU.
MAYBE ENLIST SOME BACKUP?
VRISKA, I HATE TO SAY IT, I'M LESS WORRIED ABOUT.
WORST COMES TO WORST SHE GOES ALL CHRONIC BACKSTABBER'S DISORDER ON YOUR ASS, PONY BOY'S ASS, OR SOME OTHER UNFORTUNATE SCHMUCK'S ENTIRE GODDAMN BODY.
BUT SHE NEEDS TIME TO DO THAT. YOU CAN TALK HER OUT OF IT.

LOOK, YOU KNOW HOW VOLATILE THEY BOTH ARE, OKAY.
PREPARE FOR THE WORST.
DON'T SUGAR COAT THINGS, ONE OR BOTH WILL CALL YOUR BLUFF.

[he_is_fish]

Vriska is predator but not bad.

[moirailcompass]

:33 < i dont think so either
:33 < she just lets her emotions get the better of her a lot
:33 < which i think might happen in this case
:33 < but im more worried about what equius might do to be honest
:33 < are you furiends with her?

[he_is_fish]

Met her once.

If in your game I would be bouncer but I not.

[moirailcompass]

:33 < h33h33
:33 < we purrobably could use one
:33 < but im hoping it doesnt come down to that
:33 < im nepeta by the way
:33 < whats your name?

[he_is_fish]

Vanessa

[She gave a very simple answer. Vanessa wasn't very used to talking and she had been doing it a lot more than in her usual life.]

[marearcana]

I'd rather not have an open confrontation over this, either, even though I'm not involved. It's really too bad I'm in no position to help with it.

[moirailcompass]

:33 < hopefully this will be kept purrivate
:33 < im going to be very certain to break the news uh
:33 < somewhere there arent a lot of people :((
:33 < but if you do know of any ways to break up with a purrson
:33 < in the least hurtful way pawsible
:33 < id really appreciate any suggestions

[marearcana]

I'm really sorry, I don't. I don't know very much about romance, particularly not troll romance... I didn't even think to ask Equius about that.

[moirailcompass]

:33 < i s33
:33 < thank you in any case
:33 < and sorry i purrobably should have asked this furst
:33 < befur asking fur help
:33 < but what might your name be?
:33 < im nepeta

[marearcana]

My name is Twilight Sparkle. It's nice to meet you Nepeta.

I feel like I'll have to say this again, but if you ever do need my help with anything, all you have to do is ask, and I'll see what I can do for you.

[tendtoenunciate]

Im Sure Itll Work Out
And By That I Mean Amuse The Writers Mostly
But I Do In All Seriousness Have Faith In Serendipity Nepeta
Even Though Again The Forces Of Serendipity Are Essentially Our Writers Will
They Put You And Vriska Together And I Believe Youll Stay That Way

[moirailcompass]

:33 < you really think so kananyaa?
:33 < i hope so
:33 < though i also wish no one had to get their f33lings hurt
:33 < fur that to happen

[tendtoenunciate]

Yes I Really Do Believe That Nepeta
Ive Been Roleplayed In Every Romance Except Kismesissitude And Ive Seen How This Works
If The Mundanes Are Sufficiently Sentimental And Want You To Work Out
Then You Will
Its As Simple As That

[chronomancer]

uh yeah from wwhat youre sayin
im gonna try to phrase this real nicely okay?
youre kinda fucked

[moirailcompass]

:33 < oh come on :((
:33 < is it really
:33 < ugh of course its that bad
:33 < but theres gotta be something i can do
:33 < to make it at least a little less bad
:33 < right?

[chronomancer]

i dont knoww
nevver had real impressivve experience breakin up a moirallegiance
or rather
i havve real impressivve experience in it goin to hell

[moirailcompass]

:33 < im sorry
:33 < i didnt mean to bring up any bad memories
:33 < but if it had to happen
:33 < is there anything you wish had gone diffurently?

[dicey]

8ut where's the fun in that? :::;)

[moirailcompass]

:33 < its in not havint two furiends
:33 < dead and/or expelled! >:OO

[dicey]

Expelled from what?