Enter the Mandarin, Enter Iron Man's arch-nemesis and he has plans, big plans...

[10ringstoruletheworld]

I am most please with you're performace so far, my new and faithful servent. We are now one step closer to me becoming Emperor over all the heavens as is my right and destiny. Now then...

Where are you Stark? You're enternal foe is here to renew old enmities. So come and face me, embodiment of the decadedent west.

Comments

[therealgenius]

Welp.

There goes the neighborhood.

[10ringstoruletheworld]

And you are, peasant?

[therealgenius]

...ouch. You must be related to Loki, right?

[10ringstoruletheworld]

Do I look Norse?

I am the Mandarin, future Emperor of China, and then the entire world.

[therealgenius]

...the Chinese emperor is named Mandarin?

There really goes the neighborhood.

[not_for_france]

Mister, you've got another thing coming if you think America's gonna just roll over for your Commie ass!

[10ringstoruletheworld]

Never compare I, the glorious descendent of the Khans with the filth of Mao and his lackeys. I fully intend to deal with them and restore my land to the proper ways after I've settled my score with Stark.

[not_for_france]

All I'm hearing his another two-bit tyrant who thinks he can mess with the USA. Not. Gonna. Happen.

[iron_avenger]

"Does it occur to you I have better things to do then break your fingers," A beat. "Again?"

[10ringstoruletheworld]

As insolent as ever, I see...
[In a blur of motion, he's right up in your face and ready to hit you with a chi powered punch.]

You never really bested me, Stark. Never!

[iron_avenger]

Yeah, except Dear Mun has one of those non-aggression fields unless both parties are consenting, and somehow Stark sussed that out of his mun's mind. It's god-awful fun just to watch that punch hit a forcefield he didn't have to create this time. It's almost as good opening the door to a hotel room after a long, boring day to find two woman already in the jacuzzi warming up.

"Mhm..." He scratches his head and turns his back on the Mighty Mandarin -

Only to find his Mun has shut the door back to her head for a bit.

"Damn it!" He turns around. "All right." He rubs his hands together. "Jazz hands it is." A blast comes from both of his palm repulsors at once.