Reserved at capeandcowl

[ex_backstab594]

This is no way to run a ship!

You put in a reserve, and then you sit and do nothing but "make icons". I don't need icons! I know how I look. I had thought being as infinitesimally short lived as your species is, you'd have some concept of time management--...

So. Do you want me there, or not?

Because, really. I'm only doing this for your benefit.

I suppose you'll want my input on the personality section. Who knows me better than--

...ggh...suit yourself.

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I WAS ABOUT TO NEVER FORGIVE YOU but then I saw that hot icon

[ex_backstab594]

[tsks. Reading that face.] Yes, well. There's always an angle, if you know where to look.

Allow me to elaborate. There's no reason whatsoever that your mundane need pull you further than where--our--lord Megatron is incapacitated. [that way you'll be semi-almost-kind-of-not-really-loyal to him!] Additionally it would be unwise to invest in any second season development yet anyway. Far safer to know where you stand at the culmination of the first... to avoid unpleasant surprises.

Secondly, so long as you're patient--bide your time--and wait for the right moment to strike--you can even shove one of these fleshlings out of your rightful place. That wasn't necessary in my case, but rest assured I would have done anything required to secure my position.

[what was that third thing] Ah. Yes. The human's stress, well. I've found they can endure considerable strain on their software, if not their bodywork.

facial graphics are the hottest

[devoiced]

[ Repeats Starscream: ] culmination of the first [ Shows the episode number of the FINAL episode of Season 1, long after Megatron ceased to be incapacitated.

Then displays likelihood of the mundane picking up a new character after ridding 15.3% of stress (31.1%) ]

[ex_backstab594]

...or...you could. [grating. Clearly irritated.] He's not going to be there.

For Primus's sake, why would it go down? What is wrong with these humans?

[devoiced]

[ ...


JUST SILENCE. I am giving you so much to go on here ]

[ex_backstab594]

....I will, ah. Save you a place, in the City. Should I get in. And should your mun wish to, make... future plans for you.

[devoiced]

[ Just. Points to the game rules, particularly about reserves.

BLANK STARE. Displays probability that someone other than current mun would pick up a soundwave in the interim. Which I honestly do not know but whatever. ]

[ex_backstab594]

Mm.

Not an impossible scenario, I grant. You do seem inexplicably popular.

[devoiced]

[ Displays list of fics on AO3 in which he is the primary character.

Beat.


Displays list of Megatron/Starscream fics. ]

[ex_backstab594]

Wha--[a screech] WHAT. IS. THAT.

[ohmysparkohmysparkoh no this is hideous hideous hideous why]

Turn that off! I command--please! Please turn it off.

[devoiced]

[ His face immediately switches off to just plain blank.

MAYBE there's something in his posture that's smug. Maybe. Or maybe it's your imagination. ]

[ex_backstab594]

I--I merely refer to--the astonishingly high volume of individuals who ...appreciate you.

[you gots fangirls Soundwave don't deny dat]