dear_mun | life choices also a voice test?

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life choices also a voice test?

While I'm flattered that you're considering taking me on and putting me among those I recognize, I do wonder how you will adapt me to a place. Superpowers? That almost sounds like nonsense.

But if that's what it calls for, I suppose I can't argue much against it. Now I guess we'll see if this is indeed a very wise choice or a very poor one.

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I aim to please.

You sound just like someone else I know.

But is he as handsome as I am?

You share his ego as well. I'd even venture to say you two would be friends.

Oh yeah? Who is this so called "friend-soulmate" of mine?

James Bond is his name.

You're James' friend?

You know James?

He gets a little handsy with me, you know? How do you know him?

Oh, does he now? We've... you could say we've worked together, after a fashion. [More like forcibly being told that she's married to him as part of her cover while she keeps an eye on the money he so recklessly lost the first time around but details, of course. Minor details.]

... He has an actual job? That's news to me.

It's a very loosely-defined term, I suppose.

Does he just call everyone darling in the process too?

Don't tell me he's called you darling as well?

You don't want to know the sort of stuff he's called me. Or told me.

So I was right. You are friends with him. Naturally, of course, hardly surprised at this outcome.

When you're a guy's childhood idol, what can you do?

[Oh boy. This lineface is trying to keep her lineface intact but she's on the verge of laughing.]

You must be a right piece of work if James idolizes you.