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getting cast......mates............................

Yo. You. Calm down.

Breath.

I'm just as excited as you are about getting some people relevant to me from my universe. Except for that fact that none of them know who I am.

I need a better PR agent.

Or blonde hair. It looks like that's a thing now.

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Wait, I know who you are! You're that... er--

...
Nope, I've got nothing.

Ha. Period. Ha. Period.

Hilarious, dude.

Your own fault, I should think. How many young women fighting crime in footy pajamas need PR agents? [Smirking, he taps his pistol against his temple.]

Really, you should be recognized at least as "that nutty Spider-Dame".

Blonde hair? Jess, I've got a message for you on the other line. It's the 90s -- it wants its peroxide back.

Edited 2012-06-28 19:29 (UTC)

Did you seriously just use the "called and wants their whatever back" line at me?

Some jokes just need a retro touch.

Hey, I know who you are. Kinda.

After you told me...

No offense, kid, but you don't really count.

And you're pretty much making my point anyways.

Why don't I count?

You're not a teammate.

Y-yeah, but I can still tell people that you're on the Ultimates...

... Well, thanks. It'll be you and me against the world, I guess.

Or at least against the actual Ultimates people.

Stay away from the bleach.

I speak from experience, that never ends well.

[ also he'd cry because DAD FEELS ]

Edited 2012-06-28 21:11 (UTC)

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