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[hummels]

 So, wait... You're trying to tell me there are world where I don't exist?

Where Kurt doesn't know I exist?

You have got to be kidding me.

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[notbothered]

Oh? Color me surprised.

[hummels]

I've probably seen more dick than you have, Smythe.

[notbothered]

Unlikely but I like where this is going.

[ After all, it's nice to meet a fellow slut.]

[hummels]

More likely than you'd think.

[ He smirks, crossing his arms. ]

[notbothered]

Oh I like you, you seem much funner then your sexually repressed other half.

[ He clicks his tongue for a moment.]

All right, had a threesome?

[hummels]

He's not repressed. He's a romantic. Leave him out of this.

[ He glares; don't fuck with Kurt. ]

Twice.

[notbothered]

You know, you're sort of hot when you're angry.

[ Oh please. You should see this other thread where he's throwing down with Kurt.]

Bondage?

[hummels]

Keep it in your pants.

[ Hmph. ]

I'm a pretty little sub.

[notbothered]

We'll see how the night goes.

[ He arches his eyebrow at that answer.]

That's certainly appealing. [ He clicks his tongue.]

Spanking? Cuffs? Blindfolds. Thoughts?

[hummels]

Gross.

[ He smirks to himself, shrugging a shoulder. ]

No blindfolds, but spanking and cuffs are fine.

[notbothered]

Hm. I guess I should just give up then?

[ He chuckles at that and leans over to check out the others ass before smirking to himself.]

All right then..

How many different partners have you had?

[hummels]

That might be a good idea.

[ He doesn't care, he knows he has an amazing ass. ]

Twelve orally, three penetrative.

[notbothered]

It's just because Kurt would hate you forever right?

[ Amazing ass aside, Sebastian actually laughed at his number]

Wait. You're joking right? You think that's a lot?

[hummels]

Pretty much.

[ He shrugs. ]

I'm not counting all the people I've jerked off or let get off against me.

[notbothered]

And if he never found out?

[ He tilts his head before shrugging. Not as much as him but decent none the less.]

Well, it's nice to meet a fellow slut like me.

Does Kurt know about your...er number?

[hummels]

He'd find out because I'd tell him.

[ He hums quietly. ]

He does. He's disappointed and disgusted, I guess, but he loves me.

[notbothered]

A pity.

[ He arches his eyebrow at that. Man Kurt was judgey]

He really shouldn't be? There's really nothing hotter or more amazing to me then a guy who knows what he wants.

Being sexual...is not something he should be disgusted with.

[hummels]

I'm honest.

[ Cameron shrugs. ]

Hotter to you, but I understand. Kurt has... Issues that I never had. I never came out, I was outed, so a lot of his pain was different to mine. I can't blame him for that.

[notbothered]

it's a flaw. [ But he's teasing, gently nudging the other with his shoulder.]

He still shouldn't call it disgusting. Seriously, if you swallow, you're like the perfect match for me.

[hummels]

Why would you spit when you can swallow?

[ He lifts an eyebrow, smirking a little more. ]

[notbothered]

You're cruel but I can't help but love it.

[ He chuckles and tilts his head.]

Am I really that bad?

[hummels]

[ He shrugs. ]

You treated Kurt like crap. I know he can be mean, but he was marking his territory, kind of. You didn't have to do what you did.

[notbothered]

I was'nt aiming for his eye you know.

I was aiming for your brother's jacket.

[ But he shrugs and sighs. He has enough guilt about it.]

Whatever. I guess I'll just leave yeah?

[hummels]

And that makes it better? You were still using McKinley bullying tactics on people that didn't deserve it.

[ He shrugs. ]

You don't have to. You're just not getting laid here.

[notbothered]

I really don't have to explain myself to you mini-hummel.

[ And then, if he's not getting laid. Why bother staying?]

Your loss.

[ Pause.]

...But you're a lot nicer then Kurt. I'll give it that.