Like the place needs more Pyro talk.

[kiltandkaboom]

Stop yer bellyachin' about how there'll be so many Pyros in the game now. It ain't as though ye actually play. Too busy with work and that Team of Legends or whatever.

[Actually he understands the work thing. Boy oh boy does he understand the work thing. Not so much the games that aren't his.]

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[kiltandkaboom]

[A unicorn?]

Are ye sure the designers didn't get into me scrumpy stash?

[hasstandards]

That's what I thought. They had to've been drinkin' to have thought up this. Especially those goggles.

[kiltandkaboom]

[…Did… did Valve just put beer goggles on Pyro?]

[Demo is starting to think "Yes."]

[hasstandards]

[Probably a closer assumption than what Sniper's got.]

You've seen 'em, haven't you? You put 'em on and start hallucinatin' all these balloons and party favors and what have you all around the battlefield. S'awful.

[kiltandkaboom]

Psht. Like I need goggles ta see things on the battlefield.

[Wait as it sinks in. Wait as the look of dull horror comes to Demo's face.]

…My God, they're monsters.

[hasstandards]

My thoughts too, mate. My thoughts too.