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the lady love ( aphrodite ) ([personal profile] besotted) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-06-19 08:30 pm

voice testing, be rough

Stop it.

Whatever it is you're doing, or planning on doing, I demand you stop at once and return me home. You must know who I am, and by association my father. But I don't think you know just what he - or, aha, my love -.... Oh, yes, I don't think you know just what they might do to you if they found out you were manhandling me in such a crude manner -

[ something inaudible goes here; something that sounds a great deal like mwah wah wah wah wah wah ]

...munhandling? That isn't even a word -!
servant: (quip ♟ that certainly is a nice hat. yup)

[personal profile] servant 2012-06-20 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh Lady Vivian. Of all the princesses who visited Camelot-]

[You were the scariest.]

Uhm, perhaps it's idiomatic, my lady. A word that muns use.
king: (✖ no comment)

basically I love you.

[personal profile] king 2012-06-20 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh no. ]
king: (✖ hearts aflame)

NO I LOVE YOU

[personal profile] king 2012-06-20 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
[ That squeal. He winces. ]

Lady Vivian. What a... pleasure to see you once more.
king: Arthur looks sceptically at Merlin (in the foreground). (✖ really though? really?)

no, I definitely love you the most.

[personal profile] king 2012-06-20 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
And how exactly. Do you plan. To do that?
king: (✖ between the bars)

damn straight

[personal profile] king 2012-06-20 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Lady Vivian.

[ A pause. How does he even. ]

I'm afraid we cannot be together.
king: (✖ x idk)

I am pleased

[personal profile] king 2012-06-20 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
No. No, er.

[ He clears his throat. ]

It is my will. If you love me truly, you'll understand that I want you to find someone else. Someone more suitable. Perhaps there was a person you cared for before you met me?
king: (✖ seven for a secret)

[personal profile] king 2012-06-20 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, well...

[ No, wait, this is a rejection. Curse her flattery! ]

No! Look, I — I wish you only the greatest happiness and I look forward to the continuing peace between our two kingdoms but. I love another.
Edited 2012-06-20 23:10 (UTC)
sirjesus: (Default)

only you, demi, get to pop my sir leon cherry.

[personal profile] sirjesus 2012-06-20 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[he's going to just smile politely and try to escape her! she's for arthur.]
sirjesus: (pic#3724166)

:D

[personal profile] sirjesus 2012-06-20 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[deer in headlights. dammit.]

My lady?
sirjesus: (Default)

so good

[personal profile] sirjesus 2012-06-20 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[cue a helpless look almost. HE SHOULD BE HELPING A LADY.] I am afraid I cannot help you out of this dark pervert, dank, crazy place.
sirjesus: (Default)

:DDD

[personal profile] sirjesus 2012-06-20 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
You are stuck in your Lady Mun's head, I'm afraid.
king: (✖ cool story bro)

[personal profile] king 2012-06-20 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
No more than a servant...

[ He's about to start telling her about Guinevere, but he gets a better idea. ]

But he has my heart. I'm afraid I have no interest in women whatsoever. None.
servant: <lj user=universaldogma> (what ♟ WHAT!? NO!)

oh god i had to.

[personal profile] servant 2012-06-21 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Have a little outraged squawk. WAY TO THROW HIM UNDER THE BUS HORSE AND CART.]

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