voice testing, be rough

[besotted]

Stop it.

Whatever it is you're doing, or planning on doing, I demand you stop at once and return me home. You must know who I am, and by association my father. But I don't think you know just what he - or, aha, my love -.... Oh, yes, I don't think you know just what they might do to you if they found out you were manhandling me in such a crude manner -

[ something inaudible goes here; something that sounds a great deal like mwah wah wah wah wah wah ]

...munhandling? That isn't even a word -!

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[adhmharaighe]

No!

Please do not call the knights.

[besotted]

Why not? That's what you do when you're lost.

[adhmharaighe]

They would put me to death.

[besotted]

For kidnapping me? Oh, come now; they're not stupid enough to think a child capable of doing so. At least one would hope they're not.

[adhmharaighe]

[Give Mordred a moment to stare a little in confusion. He didn't follow that leap of thought]

...I would not kidnap you...

[besotted]

Exactly. So you've nothing to fear - and, no. I've changed my mind, don't sit down, help me hail them down.

[adhmharaighe]

[More desperate now]

No. please. Do not call for them.

[besotted]

Then what would you have me do?

[adhmharaighe]

....

Do you know Merlin?

[besotted]

[ Give her a long moment. ]

Isn't Arthur's manservant named something like that? [ AND WE ARE DERAILED. ] Oh, Arthur~. Do you know him?

[adhmharaighe]

[Another moment of staring]

Arthur Pendragon?

[besotted]

Yes! He's my one true love~

[adhmharaighe]

....Who are you?

[besotted]

The Lady Vivian. Soon to be Lady Pendragon, I hope.

[adhmharaighe]

Then you are the future queen of Camelot?

[besotted]

[ Insert a horrifyingly high squeal and a little bit of excited jumping. ] Oh, yes, yes! I love the sound of that!

[adhmharaighe]

But it hasn't been decided yet?

[You did say "i hope".]

[besotted]

No, not yet. [ She appears to be wilting a little at that thought. ] My father doesn't like him, and we can't very well we'd until we have his blessing. I know he returns my affections, though! And as soon as my father sees just how in love we are, he'll have to let us marry!

[adhmharaighe]

I have been told that royals marry for the good of their kingdoms, not for love.

[besotted]

Our marriage would be wonderful for our kingdoms! They'd be joined through marriage - a marriage of the highest birth. And he love me, and I him - things could hardly go wrong.

[ E - eeeeeh. ]

If we ever get out of this place, that is.