Homeless and considering options. (Canon is Courage the Cowardly Dog)

[cowardly_guardian]

[Mun are you CRAZY!? These games are deathtraps and you're going to send me to one!? I'm sorry but my schedule doesn't include monsters, aliens, robots, ghosts, demons, vampires, mad scientists, torture, or anything else you might be thinking!

Isn't there a nice slice of life game you can send me to?...Please?]

Arooooooooooooooo.

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[minor_setback]

[Evil the Cat rolls his eyes.]

Dogs...

[cowardly_guardian]

['Oh please don't be related to who I think you are'.]

[Whimpers]

[minor_setback]

[Is

Is that dog WIMPERING?

...At HIM?

Isn't it supposed to be the other way around? Welp. Only one way to find out.]

Greetings, dog. My name is... Tommy the Cat. To what name do you go by?

[cowardly_guardian]

[Okay so haven't tried to kill him yet, or made remarks that sound oddly threatening. So far so good...]

C-Courage. Say you don't know anyone by the name of Katz do you? [Damn continuity, refusing to make up it's mind if Courage can talk or not!]

[minor_setback]

Katz? No, I cannot say that I have.

...Are you actually afraid of me? [How could this dog possibly know that he's the personification of evil in it's purest form? He's never even met this dog since before now. Evil's going to be weary of this dog. He could ruin his plans of multiversal destruction.]

[cowardly_guardian]

Well...sorry. I haven't had good experiences with cats.

[There's still something he doesn't like about this, but he isn't sure what. Courage takes a mental gulp.]

[loves_nature]

[Here Courage have a hug.]

[minor_setback]

I suppose they've forced you to read fanfiction?

[No, that wasn't sarcasm.]

[cowardly_guardian]

[Oh...that's actually pretty nice. With the fear of death looming over his shoulder, he needed that.]

[loves_nature]

[She'll just pet the top his head and ears,]

I'm sure your mun could put you in a nice game.

[cowardly_guardian]

No...my computer does that. Although he doesn't really force me to read it.

I...don't want to talk about it.

[cowardly_guardian]

[A sigh. He wants to believe that, he really does, but he knows his mun all too well.]

[loves_nature]

Come on, I'm sure you mun can't be that bad.

[minor_setback]

A computer torturing you like that? How odd. What's even stranger is that you don't appear to be mentally broken yet.

...Perhaps you can introduce me to this little computer of yours.

[cowardly_guardian]

[Maybe. He'd rather not take that chance though, the horror stories alone can send shivers down one's spine.

He's had all the horror he can stand in his own world. He doesn't need anymore of that somewhere else.]

[loves_nature]

Maybe you should do Last Voyage? I mean I heard dog therapy works on some people.

[no_dogs_allowed]

Silly dog. Has no one told you DreamWidth as a strict No Dogs Allowed policy?

How about a slow slice of life game that hides Lovecraftian gods' politics beneath the surface?

[warriorscribe]

*Enoch has enough empathy to call it a curse. Poor dog looks so nervous...

Have a tall human in weird armor kneeling down and offering a hand for you to inspect, Courage.*

[cowardly_guardian]

Y-yeah...mentally, doesn't mean people haven't tired.

Uh...that's okay. Maybe you two can meet through E-mail or the internet?...Yeah.

[cowardly_guardian]

['Therapy? Y-yeah, that sounds nice and safe.'

Sure, I mean what's the worst that could happen? This is tempting fate in some way]

[minor_setback]

E-mail? Do you perhaps have a fax machine?

[Because they're one of the most evil things in the universe.]

[loves_nature]

Well you could get stuck with someone crazy but you won't be by yourself anymore so you can get help that can actually help rather than just the occasional help from a crotchety farmer.

[cowardly_guardian]

...eep

GHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

[S.O.S CALL THE POLICE! THE MILITARY! SOMEONE! ANYONE!]

Your offer intrigues me greatly!

[cowardly_guardian]

[If Courage had a big enough tail, it'd be tucked between his legs right now.

But you don't seem dangerous, he moves cautiously a little closer.]

[cowardly_guardian]

[Crazy!? But she does have a point, help with those kind of things would be great every now and again, especially with how often he gets stuck in those situations.]