re: mun derping about the date after missing 5/02 sobsob

[alchimia]

Stop making such a damn big deal about it. Wasn't even me that made that promise, remember? Why do I care what the day is?

As if I'd borrow money from that jerk anyway.

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[alchimia]

[ In... quiry...? ]

Yeah, that's the colonel.

[alchimia]

And what's that?

[ It better be something cool like "younger, more awesome alchemist kicks the older, grubby, annoying god-complex alchemist's ass". ]

[honoo_no_renkinjutsushi]

If it puts your mind at ease, I know you too well to expect much from your promises.

[alchimia]

What the hell is that supposed to mean?!

[honoo_no_renkinjutsushi]

It means that I've already begun calculating the interest.

1/2

[alchimia]

[ What ]

[alchimia]

Care very— Don't mess with me!

[alchimia]

They don't even have Cens in Munich!

[alchimia]

I didn't say that, but I wouldn't want anyone to die that way!

[honoo_no_renkinjutsushi]

Should I be calculating the exchange rate as well?

[alchimia]

[ This is exactly why he wants to punch Mustang in the face like all the time. ]

I wasn't the one that borrowed the money, get it through your head!

[alchimia]

[ omg his mind can't handle this ]

WHAT THE HELL, NO FREAKING WAY!!

[alchimia]

[ ....................... ]

[honoo_no_renkinjutsushi]

Running to another country and changing your name won't work, Fullmetal. It was you who insisted I live a long life.

Now prepare to fund my retirement.

[alchimia]

[ A;SLDKGH;ASLDKGH ]

It's another world, jackass, and for the record I never changed my name.

[alchimia]

W-wha.....

[ Sorry, still broken up in here. ]

[honoo_no_renkinjutsushi]

I'm well read in the fields of philosophy and physics as well, but let's set aside those lofty, symbolic conversations about planes and worlds. There's no place for them in basic finances.

Now, a %2 buffer rate is common to protect the lender during currency exchanges...

[alchimia]

[ WHERE IS AL HE'S GONNA KILL HIM SOMEONE PLEASE RESTRAIN HIM. ]

Why you...!

[alchimia]

[ FACE IN HANDS ]

[honoo_no_renkinjutsushi]

But in your case, being such a high run risk, I think that most would agree a modest increase to %5.20 is appropriate... No, generous even, given you've already stated an intent to dodge payment in this "Munich"...

[alchimia]

THAT DOES NOT HELP!

[ He can't much handle the thought or porn between him and anyone. ]

[alchimia]

[ gdit okay okay, gotta breathe. he can do this. ]

No, dammit, Munich is where I live now. On the other side of the Gate. There can't be any interest on something I never borrowed. Don't you get it yet? I'm not the Edward Elric you know.

[ But of course this isn't going to make sense. This isn't Eyepatch!Roy. ]

[alchimia]

[ The blow to his ego on top of everything else.... D| That picture is so unmanly. ]

[honoo_no_renkinjutsushi]

Of course. What was I thinking. You only look, sound, and move exactly like him while knowing the names and faces of his associates and the intimate details of his interactions with them. What an absolutely unfounded assumption I have made.

[alchimia]

[ Thumps his forehead with his knuckles aaaargh this man is so infuriating. ]

Tell me.... does the Ed you know have automail like this?

[ Tugs off his glove and rolls up his sleeve, revealing the false, imitation automail that Hohenheim made for him. ]