Stuff and nonsense potentially happening at vatheon

[heartandsoul]

Okay, so I understand the alchemizing a new weapon part, since I am feeling a little less than secure right now.

But is learning to fly really necessary? I don't know, mun, it just seems like something that would end up--

--well--

[...Now she's blushing.]

--It's not my own fault!

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[heartandsoul]

[...!!]

N-not midflight! I wear leggings whenever I'm flying! [Actually no, not all the time but that's not the point.] The series I'm from is...kind of..."ecchi." And I don't really want to put myself in situations like that if I can help it.

[Basically she does not want to go through the lesson of why pants are more practical than skirts.]

[strongestcoward]

Stay on the ground if you're too weak to fly.

[fighting4afuture]

Well, if you don't want to learn, you just have to say so.

[heartandsoul]

It's not a matter of how strong I am or not. I'm plenty strong, I could do it if I wanted to.

[Not very wise to get mouthy with Asura, but who said she was wise.]

[heartandsoul]

It's not that I don't want to, it'd be a useful thing to know about since I don't have Soul with me.

It's just...a problem, that she noticed but I wouldn't notice until it happened.

[strongestcoward]

[She's lucky he's in a fairly good mood, because he got to eat well recently.]

So why don't you want to do it? Scared?

[heartandsoul]

Riiiight.

Let's all avoid that there, huh?

[heartandsoul]

...Really? Look at our whole series, what happened early on because of the outfit I wear? Or have you been too busy hanging out on the moon to pay attention to anything?

[strongestcoward]

...That happens when you don't fly anyway.

[heartandsoul]

I would really prefer it if we just stopped talking about exposing ourselves in general!

[heartandsoul]

It's not my fault that there are weird angles! Or that Soul's an idiot!

...I think the only thing that's my fault is not learning to wear something underneath at this point.

[heartandsoul]

...Um.

No thanks, I'm not into genocide of...anything.

[strongestcoward]

I think you like it. I think you do it on purpose.

[heartandsoul]

I think you like getting punched in the face, you're sure asking for it.

[heartandsoul]

Don't you read books or anything?

[strongestcoward]

It's okay you know. You don't have the chest for it, but all girls love to be stared at.

[heartandsoul]

Then why did you have to ask me a question to start off with? Wouldn't you already know?

[heartandsoul]

All girls? And just how many girls have you even met, you've been in a cocoon of your own skin for the past few decades, I'm pretty sure it's hard to meet girls that way!

[heartandsoul]

I was going to the moon.

[...Yeah.]

I'm not planning on making an enemy out of a computer any time soon, though.

[strongestcoward]

I will have you know I met hundreds of girls before that.

[If you count witches, which he killed. Pre-Kishin Asura couldn't even talk to girls.]

[heartandsoul]

...Yes.

I don't even know what a Digimon is, so I guess I'm okay there.

[heartandsoul]

Yeah, hundreds.

What's the population on Earth? Oh, right, MILLIONS!

[strongestcoward]

...I can change that if you're not careful.

[heartandsoul]

I'm plenty careful.

[No she's not.]

But killing most of the people on Earth just because you think all girls like being stared at and I think that's stupid is...well...stupid.

[heartandsoul]

That's horrible!

And what the heck does Chrona's identity have to do with anything? Chrona is Chrona!