Meta!Oswald has one complaint in a life full of crazy headcanons...

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This username is better than the one for the old site, but it's still pretty lame.

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Aren't all of them?

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Starting ta think it's a requirement.

... Still, I guess mine could be worse. She did help me find an Ortensia.

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Ortensia, Ortensia...

Oh! Good kid. Not a bad actress. Jeez, haven't seen her since I came back... They didn't sell her, too, did they?

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... You... you're joking, right?

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No?

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How could ya not know Ortensia? She's been our girlfriend for over eighty years! She's the best thing to have happened to us, and the only reason living in Wasteland was ever tolerable! She's the most beautiful and sweetest gal ever drawn! And you... you just...

[twitch.]

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Woah, hey, slow down there... Me...

Wasteland? Is that what we're calling Universal now?

Jeez, Mun, how long have you been ignoring me...?

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First off, don't mention those people to me. I don't care if ya are technically me, don't talk about them.

Secondly, you... haven't... you're not in Wasteland? Do ya still have your heart or somethin'?

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They're not the one who was so ready to give me-- us up!

And of course I have a heart!

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No, but they were willing ta steal us, then completely ruin our image! I can't believe you're even trying ta defend them, that's crazy! We'd still be popular if it hadn't been for them! And you're just -- you --

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Wait, you really do still have your heart?

[You can practically hear the wheels turning in his head.]

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I'm not defending them, I just think it was worse that Daddy Dearest just-- I mean, if it had been the Mouse they were stealin', he wouldn'ta-- Aww, forget it!

...Yeah. 'Course.

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... Uh huh, I see.

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...Uh-huh?

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... Don't guess you're usin' it right now, are ya?

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It's my heart.

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How did ya manage to keep it this whole time?

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How'd you lose yours?

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It just... it just happens! Doesn't it happen in whatever backwards universe you're from?

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Nuh-uh.

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No wonder ya don't know what Wasteland is.

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So... You live in a place called the Wasteland?

Sheesh, I thought I had it bad...

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Well, I did, until I wound up in Ink City. Got my mun ta thank for that, I guess. Wish she'd brought my kids along too though, but I guess I can't be picky.

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Ink City? Kids?

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... Don't tell me ya don't have kids either?