LOL WHAT IS MATURITY

[wellbangokay]

[What. He doesn't even. Why would his mun-]

I should go.

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[twiceadays]

[Just. Clapping.] Now your mun has gone and made the girl behind me jealous.

[cielandsanguine]

[Have a sympathy pat, male-me.]

[i_am_da_lawson]

Shepard...

Yes. Yes, you should.

[akuzesurvivor]

[RAISES EYES TO THE HEAVENS]

You do that.

[childhood_surgery]

Fascinating...

[weshouldnthaveto]

You poor thing. [So much amusement.]

[windfang]

That is just...tacky.

[oldsoldiers]

She has a great sense of humour.

[ it could be 'hereforyoursister', for instance ]

[wellbangokay]

We can trade, if you want.

[It's just not a very paragon-y name to have. 8(]

[wellbangokay]

[Thanks, other other other other female-me.]

[wellbangokay]

[Well this is awkward, considering Miranda was one of the bang-ees.] In my defense, it was all her idea. I had no choice.

[wellbangokay]

Unfortunately, the name is staying.

how are them geth toys of yours, Xen?

[wellbangokay]

I did not just hear that from you.

[wellbangokay]

Not the worst name to have, but it's not the most desired either.

[wellbangokay]

[his goatee thing is tacky Don't be rude, mun.]

I think most extranet memes are.

[wellbangokay]

[Gives a look that pretty much says, "You're not helping."]

Kaidan. [8|] Don't encourage her.

[windfang]

[ So says you, buttmonkey! /angry fist wave ...*sigh* ]

So this is all apart of a joke? If so, then I'm quite lost as of why it's funny.

[oldsoldiers]

You have to admit, it's— it's kind of funny.

Like diiis... http://massdefect.tumblr.com/post/22638862410

[childhood_surgery]

No, by all means, Commander. Please continue... I believe your turian colleague is rumoured to have offered you a rather unique experience on the Citadel, yes?

[i_am_da_lawson]

Do you realise how many hours I've spent convincing my writer out of doing what yours just has? Because I was trying to save your reputation?

And for the record, I've never felt the need for

I was genetically tailored for

My name is MIRANDA.

Never mind...

[wellbangokay]

Would you say the same if you had this name instead? [or "mymomisprettydamnhot" perhaps?]

[wellbangokay]

You...you don't want to know. [but we'll bang okay mun. Stop.]

[oldsoldiers]

I'd say it wasn't as good of a fit, Commander.

[ Ithinkaboutsteak, however... ]

oh god why

[wellbangokay]

[There's the tabloids and then there's fanfiction. The latter is obvious much worse.]

It's not what you think.

[wellbangokay]

Well...you're a pretty tight fit, Major.