LOL WHAT IS MATURITY

[wellbangokay]

[What. He doesn't even. Why would his mun-]

I should go.

Comments

[oldsoldiers]

She has a great sense of humour.

[ it could be 'hereforyoursister', for instance ]

[wellbangokay]

[Gives a look that pretty much says, "You're not helping."]

Kaidan. [8|] Don't encourage her.

[oldsoldiers]

You have to admit, it's— it's kind of funny.

[wellbangokay]

Would you say the same if you had this name instead? [or "mymomisprettydamnhot" perhaps?]

[oldsoldiers]

I'd say it wasn't as good of a fit, Commander.

[ Ithinkaboutsteak, however... ]

[wellbangokay]

Well...you're a pretty tight fit, Major.

[oldsoldiers]

[ ... OKAY YEAH THAT WAS PRETTY CLEVER SHEPARD ]

I walked right into that one, didn't I.

[wellbangokay]

[HAHAAA!] Sure did. Should we keep score?

[oldsoldiers]

[ DISHONOUR ON YOU, DISHONOUR ON YOUR COW, DISHONOUR ON YOUR WHOLE FAMILY ]

I'm not sure; I get the feeling we both already know who would end up winning.

[wellbangokay]

[*BACKHANDS* MY PARENTS'S ARE DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAD. The cow is fine though. You're alive, Kaidan.]

Don't count yourself out yet, Major. Is there a prize for this contest?

[oldsoldiers]

Thinking that far ahead, huh?

[ don't be such an emo kid, Shepard ]

I feel like we'd be setting bad precedent by rewarding a commanding officer for improper behaviour.

[ BUT HE'S JOKING... ]

*parents. What is grammar.

[wellbangokay]

Hey, we're both adults here. It's just friendly competition. Besides, you started it. [Those biotic buns of yours, for one.]

something that has no use in the real world

[oldsoldiers]

I did?

[ because blaming other people is so mature, Shepard. THAT LAUGH YOU HEAR IS A CHUCKLE OF DISBELIEF ]

I think you may have just disproven yourself, John.

[wellbangokay]

[ASSUMING THAT HE DIDN'T DO IT ON PURPOSE SURE] Am I going to get punished for this?

[oldsoldiers]

Maybe. Probably.

[ someone's getting written up for insubordination at this rate ]

Have anything appropriate in mind?

[wellbangokay]

[Worth it?]

It's nice that you're letting me pick but you're the one who wanted to practice. You ought to choose. [hurrhurr]