"look at your life. look at your choices."

[flamboyance]

Ahhhhhh~ So you've chosen to take me up again after all, Miss Mundane! Of course, you can't be blamed. Not very many can resist the allure of the Host Club King (that is to say, not any at all!) and you're fortunate to give in now before any harm came to your poor, delicate heart!

But fear not!!

For I am well-versed in the handling of such fragile things. Indeed, you can say I am a connoisseur, a... savant of the heart, if you will. It is my duty, Princesss! To soothe the sorrows and flourish the feelings!

Leave it to me, fair maiden! You'll be in good hands~ ⁂

Comments

[whitescalesbigmouth]

'A savant of the heart'...seriously?

[flamboyance]

The utmost seriousness, princess!! I never take matters of the heart lightly!

[whitescalesbigmouth]

[The side of her lip twitches, This guy sounds like a total wacko.]

A...aha.

[Welp, She hopes that all works out great for you! No matters of the heart to be found here! Not unless you ask about it and even then she'll deny there's someone she may or may not like.]

5:30am d_m tags awright

[circustry]

[ This is like the greatest thing he's ever seen. ]

Now I see it's possible to warm even the coldest of hearts! You really are a king, Tamaki!

[flaggot]

You have such a way with words, young king!

[flamboyance]

Ahh, princess, I hear the horrid tones of doubt in your laugh. It's like an arrow, right to the chest!

What is it, maiden? The burns of a lost love still stinging the edges of your heart?

[haahaaheeheehoohoo]

[Suddenly, a creepy puppet falls onto Tamaki!]

i see no difference. also 1/???

[flamboyance]

[ --hoh?

what's this! ]

[flamboyance]

[ what... brand of sorcery is this!! ]

[flamboyance]

[ NEKOZAWA IS THAT YOU?!?!?! ]

[flamboyance]

[ RELEASE HIS VOICE AT ONCE!!! ]

[flamboyance]

[ --except don't, you freak, you stay right there!! ]

6/6

[flamboyance]

Y-You there! Sir!! Whatever foul ploy Nezokawa-kun has put you up to, you can tell him it's no use!

Now.

Return to your regular voice at once!

[flamboyance]

Why, thank you! [ old servant! ] It's important to always coat ones words with sugar when speaking to those of the fairer sex. They really enjoy it, you know.

[flamboyance]

[ NO CAL WHY!!!

WHY PUPPETS. WHY DOES IT ALWAYS HAVE TO BE PUPPETS.

have tamaki screaming like a girl. ]

[flaggot]

You may be correct, but what does that accomplish besides utter flattery?

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Quit calling me that, please. My name's Saft...you don't have to keep calling me a maiden or a princess or anything like that it just sounds silly.

...And it's not a lost love it's even a found love! It's...[She sighs. Geeze girl, why so hostile about this kind of thing.]

He probably thinks I'm too much of a moron anyway...

[flamboyance]

What else is there to accomplish?

If all you can promise them are words, and not the rights to your heart exclusively just yet, the least you can do is make those words as beautiful as they can be.

[flamboyance]

[ ahhh, so it's like that~ ]

There's only one way to know what a man thinks for sure, Miss Saft. Have you tried speaking to him about this?

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Well no...

I mean, Leo's really , sort of amazing and I'm just clumsy, loud and not at all like a normal girl should be like at all. Compared to how I act there's plenty of other girls he's probably more compatible with.

How'd I even go about telling someone as awesome as he is how I feel?

[flamboyance]

With a fire in your heart, Miss Saft! [ oh no, his eyes are sparkling. ] No man can ignore that!

[whitescalesbigmouth]

A fire...?

[flamboyance]

Yes! The flames of passion that ignite lovers and create little butterflies in your stomach! Believe in your feelings, and trust that every princess - even those with names - gets a happy ending~!

[whitescalesbigmouth]

You're really into this gentlemanly stuff huh?

I always thought it was kinda too frou-frou to be honest.

[flamboyance]

And now?