Breakin' out the 90s muses; canon is "Recess"

[has_a_plan]

So...mun. Look, we've had our differences, you and I, but I'm willing to put all of that behind us! It's just a little cramped in here, is all. I'm not askin' for much more than a little breathing room - the chance to go outside, run around for a bit, kick a few balls. You know, kid stuff! I like to think I'm making a reasonable request here, and I know you folks are nothing if not reasonable.

I can tell you're a business-minded gal, so how about we strike a deal? I got a box of winger-dingers with your name written all over it. It's gotta be good for at least twenty minutes out of this playpen, right? How about fifteen? ...ten?

Okay, okay, five. And that's my final offer!

Comments

[djmankiewicz]

You're wearing your hat wrong.

[has_a_plan]

What, this? Nah, it's on right.

Son what'd I tell you about the 90s

[nothitchhiking]

...winger-dingers, huh? And what pink factory slime is that crap made from?

[has_a_plan]

[Whoa. Potty-mouthed...rabbit...thingie.]

Uh...pink slime?

[nothitchhiking]

Yeah, the chicken slushies they put in your school lunch.

[has_a_plan]

Oh, that stuff. [wavewave.] Nah, that's just on Tuesdays. It changed colors to brown the last time they had it out, though.