Gripe, gripe, complain, complain.

[pectoralmutt]

 Listen cheeseface! First off, I don't like the ideas you're getting with that other account. Think about it: an me that's from a city with amnesia robots?  You want to put ME in that Japanese cartoon crap? Let me tell you who'd pay attention to that idea: no one, no one, and no one! Maybe if you're lucky enough, they'll put you in the hall of foolish swine! Do you even think with that typo-ing head?! 

Second off, you been dragging me through this plot for nine months! NINE MONTHS! Great, I have a voice in my head. Wow that's the most original idea in the world! Great idea, letting me listening to all that blabbering crap for so long. Any idea when it'll END?!

...soon? Well, great. And just how it'll end?

What? WHAT?! If you think my head is some kind of giant egg sac to hatch your stupid voice babies, you're wrong! No! Out of all the vile, most hideous ideas, this is the most stupid idea to ever come out that big empty waste of bone marrow!

...I ain't even touching that crap with the living gumwad. You know how I feel about that.

Comments

[thescaronhisface]

...I'm not even gonna ask what you're supposed to be.

[denty_dimension]

Ah, but the question isn't what am I, but who are you?

...oh wait.

That's something entirely different.

[thescaronhisface]

Just a little.

[denty_dimension]

Well, I can't help it. You're so much like your father.

[thescaronhisface]

Say that again.

[denty_dimension]

Uh...you wouldn't kill a metafictional concept, would you?

[thescaronhisface]

You wanna take that chance?

[denty_dimension]

I have a bit of catnip, I'd rather give you that.

[thescaronhisface]

[One last sneer and Kovu lets himself relax, just a bit.]

I didn't think so.

[denty_dimension]

...your dad's Mufasa, right?

[thescaronhisface]

You're an idiot.

[denty_dimension]

Shut up you're a lion. Do you even HAVE a high school diploma?!

[thescaronhisface]

You have to ask?