Gripe, gripe, complain, complain.

[pectoralmutt]

 Listen cheeseface! First off, I don't like the ideas you're getting with that other account. Think about it: an me that's from a city with amnesia robots?  You want to put ME in that Japanese cartoon crap? Let me tell you who'd pay attention to that idea: no one, no one, and no one! Maybe if you're lucky enough, they'll put you in the hall of foolish swine! Do you even think with that typo-ing head?! 

Second off, you been dragging me through this plot for nine months! NINE MONTHS! Great, I have a voice in my head. Wow that's the most original idea in the world! Great idea, letting me listening to all that blabbering crap for so long. Any idea when it'll END?!

...soon? Well, great. And just how it'll end?

What? WHAT?! If you think my head is some kind of giant egg sac to hatch your stupid voice babies, you're wrong! No! Out of all the vile, most hideous ideas, this is the most stupid idea to ever come out that big empty waste of bone marrow!

...I ain't even touching that crap with the living gumwad. You know how I feel about that.

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[thescaronhisface]

Voice babies?

[Kovu looks more than a little perturbed.]

[pectoralmutt]

Yeah man, like the voice is gonna come out of my skull!

[That's probably not helping.]

[thescaronhisface]

...Ew.

[pectoralmutt]

I know man, my head's gonna explode! I don't wanna go again! YOU GOTTA STOP HIM, USE YOUR CAT POWERS TO STOP HIM!!!

[thescaronhisface]

You have no idea how crazy you look.

[pectoralmutt]

You think I'm crazy!? Is having ketchup words in your head crazy, huh? HUH?

[thescaronhisface]

Uh, yeah.

[pectoralmutt]

[Well to be honest, he was pretty crazy before.]

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I WENT THROUGH, YOU DON'T KNOW!!

[thescaronhisface]

That's not helping.

[pectoralmutt]

Your FACE isn't helping!

[thescaronhisface]

[Kovu rolls his eyes.]

Okay, so you really are nuts. What's the voice supposed to be, anyway?

1/2

[pectoralmutt]

My mun.

[denty_dimension]

Yeah hi, I REALLY shouldn't be doing this. But as Oscar Wilde said, "I can resist anything except TEH LULZ.

[thescaronhisface]

...I'm not even gonna ask what you're supposed to be.

[denty_dimension]

Ah, but the question isn't what am I, but who are you?

...oh wait.

That's something entirely different.

[thescaronhisface]

Just a little.

[denty_dimension]

Well, I can't help it. You're so much like your father.

[thescaronhisface]

Say that again.

[denty_dimension]

Uh...you wouldn't kill a metafictional concept, would you?

[thescaronhisface]

You wanna take that chance?

[denty_dimension]

I have a bit of catnip, I'd rather give you that.

[thescaronhisface]

[One last sneer and Kovu lets himself relax, just a bit.]

I didn't think so.

[denty_dimension]

...your dad's Mufasa, right?

[thescaronhisface]

You're an idiot.

[denty_dimension]

Shut up you're a lion. Do you even HAVE a high school diploma?!

[thescaronhisface]

You have to ask?

[meng_huan_myuu]

Hey, look at the bright side.

Your mun isn't the raging pervert who keeps imagining what sex would be like. Ugh. And he says he doesn't ship us like that, too. Either he's a liar, or he porns up EVERYTHING.

Not sure which one sickens me more.

[pectoralmutt]

[This is entirely your mun's fault.]

I SAID I AIN'T GONNA TALK ABOUT IT!

[meng_huan_myuu]

Y'do an awful lot of gabbing when you ain't talking about things, Chuckles.

If you really hated your mun, you'd stop being a muse. Without you, he'd be a miserable little pile of fail and typos, at least according to his words.

But you need him as much as he needs you, because the guy who drew you is a royal douchenozzle and nobody other than him will ever let you forget about those three horrible words no chihuahua should ever hear: "Adult Party Cartoon".

[pectoralmutt]

Can he need me in a way that doesn't involve me birthing him?!

AND WE DON'T SPEAK OF THAT!

[meng_huan_myuu]

...Yeah, that'd be best, Doppit. You made him suffer enough by having Thrasher pop him like a grape, there's no need to leap out of his head Athena-style.

I swear, my mun says he'll even get Kith or Az to draw you in nothing but a Princess Leia slave-bikini if you do this.

[denty_dimension]

DON'T YOU DARE!

I've had all this buildup and I can't just throw it away on a whim! It's gotta be DRAMATIC! Sensational! If I'm going out his head, it'll be with a BANG!

[meng_huan_myuu]

Suit yourself.

And so the mighty amazonian goddess sprung forth full-formed from her father's cranium~

[denty_dimension]

DON'T TAKE IT OUT ON ME JUST CAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE SUBTLETIES OF STORYTELLYING.

[meng_huan_myuu]

I UNDERSTAND THE SUBTLETIES OF YOU BRAINRAPING MY SWEET BABOO.

THAT'S MY JOB.

[denty_dimension]

Hey don't you think I like him too?

Listen, this'll be GOOD for Ren! It'll teach him to not be such a huge jerk! IT'S CHARACTER BUILDING!

[meng_huan_myuu]

....

In order to teach him not to be such a huge jerk, you would have to not be such a huge jerk.

It's the same reason that Rigby whines so much. The mun and the muse work well together because they THINK so similarly.

Does that mean I can explode out of YOUR head?

[denty_dimension]

But-but-but DRAMA@

C'MON! You of all people have no place to question the moral legalities of my actions!

[meng_huan_myuu]

Yes I do! Trevor's an asshole! But you're the ONLY ONE making Ren an asshole!

Look at when I helped him chase you away! He was legitimately thankful! He put up with Renge more! He started talking to Stimpy again! HE ACTUALLY SEEMED HAPPY FOR A WHILE!

[denty_dimension]

But-but...

[Curls up.]

Hnnnng, my feels. Writing is haaard.

[meng_huan_myuu]

So is Ren, but I'm not complaining. ♥

[denty_dimension]

Why do you do this, whyyyyy.

[meng_huan_myuu]

Because it's fun.

[pectoralmutt]

WILL YOU BUTT OUT?!