Modern plumbing is haaard.

[withaspoon]

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

I had some dignity once, you know.

Comments

[quickcleanpure]

Maybe that's what clogged the drain.

[withaspoon]

Somehow, I don't think that was it.

[quickcleanpure]

Stick your hand down there and have a feel. You never know where dignity could be lurking.

[...]

Though, realistically, it's probably not buried in the shit you couldn't figure out how to flush.

[/helpful!]

[withaspoon]

After long and careful consideration of that option, I think it might be better in the long run if you simply SHADDUP.

[quickcleanpure]

Meanwhile, scatological humor derailed us from talking about Locksley. You never answered my question.

I should've insisted, but you seemed so preoccupied with your toilet...

[withaspoon]

Sad to say, but there are times when certain things have to take priority.

[quickcleanpure]

The john over your wife's rescuer.

Sorry. 'Kidnapper'.

[Air-quotes? Yes.]

You have strange priorities.

[withaspoon]

The 'john' over your impertinent, ill-founded questions.

You have no basis for untoward assumptions.

[quickcleanpure]

That hurts.

[justanothercop]

[Read thread - returns to this post with this expression on his face]

[withaspoon]

...What?

[justanothercop]

Oh, nothing. Little thing called a 'plunger' might come in handy 'round about now. Just a bit of advice.

[astounding]

[W O W]

At least you know now.

[withaspoon]

That is some consolation, yes.

[astounding]

Going to invest in a plunger, then?

[withaspoon]

Possibly. [As soon as he figures out what that is.]

[astounding]

Other toilet necessities might be a good idea, too. Cleaner and one of those long-handled brushes. No one likes a dirty toilet.