On tumblr discoveries and plurk shenanigans.

[fingersnap]

All this? Over a simple picture? It's not my best side, but it's certainly not bad.

Now then ... what is this about a happy train?

[Keep in mind any train with him requires a strict dress code: mini skirts only.]

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[automailed]

[..........OH GOD, MUN, WHY DID YOU CLICK IT.

Dumbfounded horror over here, sorry.]

[fingersnap]

[Excuse him while he stares a bit himself. In his world you're a girl and it takes about five seconds before he just starts laughing.


Give him a minute.


And another.


Just one more really.


Ok he's --


-- now he's done.]



Ah, Fullmetal. Isn't this conversation a little mature for you?

[automailed]

[And this one spent a few weeks as a girl himself and is still traumatized by 'her' crush on a certain colonel. This can't end well.]

Don't treat me like a kid!!

[fingersnap]

[He'll see your crush and raise you an equivalent exchange.]

You leave me with little choice if you fail to appreciate what kind of reaction a well toned body can have on the opposite sex.

Not to mention the joke has completely gone over your head.

[chemeia]

Happy? Yeah, right. More like grubby and self-absorbed.

[ And frankly, she doesn't remember it being so... pronounced. No, she's totally not blushing. Nope, nope, nope. ]

[fingersnap]

Oh-ho?

[He's just going to smirk at you, Ed. Mostly because he's heard you say otherwise.]

Least you're already wearing the appropriate attire.

[chemeia]

[ Throwing a punch at you now, STUPID COLONEL. Blushing more too because goddammit. ]

What the hell's that supposed to mean?!

[fingersnap]

[Punch? What pun - OW. Excuse him while he soothes his cheek for a while with his palm.


In the mean time ... he'll just motion to all of you, Ed.]

[glimpseoftruth]

[Oh. And there goes Alyssa's mun, shrieking. Joy.]

...Hmm.

[fingersnap]

I aim to please.

[Her mun wasn't the only one shrieking earlier.]

[glimpseoftruth]

With that face? Mission accomplished, soldier boy.

[Alyssa's not much for blatant eye-candy, but uh. Yow.]

[fingersnap]

General Roy Mustang. It's a pleasure... ?

[Well, it's a little late for introductions, but what kind of man would he be if he didn't a name to go with that pretty face.]

[faithlesselric]

There is something wrong with you.

[fingersnap]

Perhaps I should have put a warning label on this conversation? It's not really appropriate for a kid like you... is it, Fullmetal?

[faithlesselric]

[Eyebrow quirk.]

I've been getting laid longer than your particular universe has existed, Mustang. I think I can handle a stupid conversation.

That picture isn't really appropriate to be flashing around though.

[never_nor]

[He's just going to pinch the bridge of his nose.]

Humans.

[decks]

Bit of a show-off, aren't you?

[Like a part of her isn't going not bad. Shh she goes for tall dark and handsome.]

[chemeia]

Ignore him, Sakura.

[decks]

[Blinks. She didn't expect that.]

Why?

[fingersnap]

No more than I need to be. I assure you the image was not my idea, but I can hardly deny the results.

[Your search is over Sakura. Forget that kid from home and that annoying short blond kid from Ukiyo, Mustang is all man.]

[decks]

What results are those?

[You need more than a pretty face to impress her these days buddy. Try again.]

[wwhite_science]

(Eridan doesn't understand why his mun has fallen over in shock must be the lack Buckets in the picture)
Landwweller bodies are inferior to superior sea dwweller bodies, this is just proof to a point.

[fingersnap]

[Water. His eternal enemy. He is going to eye you warily.]

What proof might that be?

[wwhite_science]

That Seadwwellers are superior to landwwellers

[thesoulbound]

-=Oh boy.=-

There's a problem, sir?