On being apped to a certain Pokemon game...

[duncansdontsing]

Okay, seriously? Seriously? What part of "juvenile delinquent and pyromaniac" makes you think I'm gonna enjoy a place with a buncha stupid kids runnin' around with cutesy animals all the time?

Me, I'm kinda partial to places where I can at least get a cab or somethin' if I wanna go someplace and not have to walk everywhere. Yeah yeah, I get the bike thing, but considerin' I don't start with one, why the heck do you think I'd wanna hoof it with some stupid yappy dog gnawin' on me the whole way?

This rate, I liked it better when you kept me cooped up in that glorified fish bowl at the bottom o' the ocean.

Comments

[whatitdeuce]

That's rough, dude. Sounds like your writer has a killer hate for you.

[duncansdontsing]

He says it's a love/hate kinda thing. Me, I just think the dork's crazy.

[whatitdeuce]

Always go with your instinct man. Sounds like he just wants to throw you around until you crack.

[duncansdontsing]

Yeah, well he's in for a long wait. I spent three seasons dealing with McLean, compared to him this guy's a breath of fresh air.

[whatitdeuce]

Sounds like you've dealt with some crazy stuff. What kinda show were you on?

[duncansdontsing]

Reality show with the most sadistic producer you could imagine, but worse. Frankly it was a good day when the only thing we had to worry about was gettin' mauled by the wildlife.

[whatitdeuce]

Woah dude, that sounds crazy. Was it even worth it?

[duncansdontsing]

...I'm still tryin' to work that one out.

[Because man, there were a lot of downers about being on that stupid show.]

Still, least I got a girlfriend and a million bucks out of it. So at least there were a COUPLE perks.

[whatitdeuce]

Dunno about you man, but that sounds pretty tight to me.

[duncansdontsing]

Yeah, well, you didn't have to jump off cliffs or worry about minefields.

[Not that he's bitter. At all. Fine, he is.]

[whatitdeuce]

Sounds like a normal gym class with Coach Igor.

[duncansdontsing]

Man, sucks to be you. I at least had a chance to win a million bucks goin' for me.

I had to deal with a gym class like that, I'd ditch...assumin' I wasn't already, anyway.

[whatitdeuce]

Dude, already there with you. It's rare you ever catch me in that class.

[duncansdontsing]

Nice to see somebody else's got the guts to do what they want. Half the losers I ran with on that stupid reality show probably never broke a rule in their life. Heck I'd be surprised if any of 'em even jaywalked.

[whatitdeuce]

That sounds more like torture then the cliffs and minefields. And you survived three seasons?

[duncansdontsing]

What can I say? I'm a tough guy to beat. Made it to the top five even in the two seasons I didn't win.

[Like he'll pass up a chance to stroke his ego]

[whatitdeuce]

[pffft]

'm sure you made your own fun out of it.

[duncansdontsing]

Somethin' like that. Kept the smaller geeks in line.

[duncansdontsing]

Well, and Owen. Not a whole lot o' that guy I'd call "small." I've seen bears smaller than him.

[i_can_smell_you]

You do realize these "cutesy animals" can create fireballs and take down armies, right?

[duncansdontsing]

So? I'm good at wreckin' stuff too, that don't mean anybody's gonna be too glad to see me around.

[i_can_smell_you]

I was just making a point that technically you would be involving yourself in an activity that is far more war-like that people make it out to be.

[duncansdontsing]

Yeah, I got the memo. But I'd prefer somethin' a lot more manly than hangin around a half dozen brightly colored furballs runnin' around sayin' their own name every other second.

[Which is why he's going to get a starter pokemon that tries to maul him >_>]

[leftthesafetyon]

Oh, you're so badass, aren't you? Now really kid, put down the lighter and do your homework while you still can.

[duncansdontsing]

Or what, you'll keep nagging? Bite me, sister.

[leftthesafetyon]

Oh, I'm not threatening anything. Idiots like you always screw up by themselves just fine.

[duncansdontsing]

Obviously. I'm stuck listenin' to you, so I must have done somethin wrong. Well, somethin' out of the ordinary, anyway.