On intense discussions about shonen stereotypes

[tsuna_used_flail]

M-mun what do you mean all the protagonists are short!? Th-that's not true!

[...]

I know I'm not a good example but... that red haired guy with the sword is tall! And that ninja grew taller later! I mean, I'm still growing too...

[Tsuna... give it up there is no hope for you.]

W-well... I still don't think we're all short... er.. that short...

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[serpente]

[Why yes he do-- NO. NO HE DOESN'T. WHO HAVE YOU SENT TO SPY ON HIM??]

Age is no barrier when it comes to the Mafia. Some dealers will sell to anyone.

[Maybe. But the stairs don't take care to hit your precious cranium where it won't cause lasting damage. |D]

[tsuna_used_flail]

[YOU REALLY NEED TO KEEP FRAN OFF FACEBOOK MUKURO.]

W-what! I-I'm not even into that kind of thing at all! I-I'm fine being underage!

[He will still take stairs over bullets to the head that make him run around doing ridiculous shit in his underwear.]

[serpente]

[FRAN! HE'LL CONFISCATE THAT BLOODY CAMERA AND DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT IF YOU DON'T STOP POSTING PHOTOS OF HIM IN AN APRON!!]

But you haven't had a sip yet.

[Hey, it could be worse. Those bullets could be real.

Voila - he's holding a glass with a small measure of red wine in it. Won't Tsuna try some~?]

[tsuna_used_flail]

[YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN A BETTER MOTHER MUKURO MAYBE THEN THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED]

[Cue some arm-flailing and backing away.]

I-I don't want any!

[serpente]

[HE IS AN EXCELLENT MOTHER; IT'S NOT HIS FAULT SOME CHILDREN NEVER LEARN DISCIPLINE]

Why not? It's a good vintage.

[He takes a sip. See? Harmless! >)]

[tsuna_used_flail]

[ACTUALLY IT KIND OF IS]

N-no, I-I'm alright... I-I'm really not thirsty!

[Like he is going to trust anything from you Mukuro.]

[serpente]

[DISCIPLINE IS THE FATHER'S JOB.]

You look thirsty.

[Swilling the wine gently, he smiles and kindles the tiniest illusion to make Tsuna believe that he does indeed need a drink.]

[tsuna_used_flail]

[WELL IT DOESN'T HELP WHEN MOM IS IN AND OUT OF JAIL SO OFTEN!]

[Crap. He kind of is. He's eyeing that drink a little now... very warily... he should know better... he really should...]

[serpente]

[IT DOESN'T HELP THAT VENDICE KEEP TRYING TO ARREST HIM EITHER. HE'S JUST AN INNOCENT MURDERER.]

[ He takes another sip, tongue flicking out along his curved lips. He intensifies the boy's thirst just a little. ]

Harmless, see?

This thread is killing me so much, it's just BRILLIANT...

[tsuna_used_flail]

[YOU NEED TO TAKE A CLASS ON MOTHERHOOD MUKURO.]

[And there is your sigh of defeat Mukuro.]

...A-alright... maybe a little...

I'm bringing him to arc so you'll see more of him~ ;P

[serpente]

[ARE YOU OFFERING TO GIVE HIM LESSONS?]

Here you are then.

[Take the glass and drink it alllll up. :3]

HURHURHUR JUST WHAT G WANTS. THE SPADE CLONE.

[tsuna_used_flail]

[YOU SHOULD ASK HIS MOM INSTEAD. I AM SURE SHE WILL TEACH YOU HOW TO BE A BRIALLIANTLY DITZY WOMAN... oh wait...]

[Tsuna takes a tentative sip and promptly shudders and makes a face.]

Blegh! It tastes like expired grape juice!

Don't kill him, okay D;

[serpente]

[Mukuro - ditzy? You've been watching too many cartoons, my boy.]

Ku- hahaha! That is what wine is.

LOL he gives no craps about you shorty. Hates your hair though.

[tsuna_used_flail]

[I dunno, you definitely had a blonde moment when you turned your back on Vendice to oogle on how cute Fran was being scared.]

B-but it tastes gross! W-why would anyone want to drink that?

[Maturity... not quite his thing yet.]

Good news then - he and Chrome are your neighbours D;

[serpente]

[That was a deliberate ploy! He lured the Vendice by turning his backs on them, okay. D;]

Because it makes them feel good. The more you drink, the less horrible it will taste, Tsunayoshi.

[Or rather, the less bad HE'LL make it taste.]

You guys can take Spade. All one house for easy hating.

[tsuna_used_flail]

[Sooo... how did you get that hole in your shoulder Mukuro?]

I-I think I'll pass... i-it's gross

[He'll just stick to juice boxes okay?]

Mists don't get along well together, y'know. 8T

[serpente]

[What hole? /conceals with illusion 8|]

Are you sure? Many things taste horrid at first, but after a while...

[Sigh. When will you ever grow up, Tsunafish?]

Exactly. You can all kill each other. Make G's life easier.

[tsuna_used_flail]

[IT HAS ALREADY BEEN SEEN MUKURO. B|]

I-I'm pretty sure, thanks.

[Handing your gross grape juice back, kthnx. Tsunafish will grow up when his mother kicks him out... maybe.]

But they'll come back to life. 8|

[serpente]

[THEN YOU'RE IMAGINING THINGS. ILLUSIONS ARE TRICKY BUSINESS, Y'KNOW? D8]

Oh well. Waste not, want not.

[He tips the glass back and drains the entire glass with an appreciative sigh. Mm~ (We all know Tsunafish's mother will never kick him out. You should just go to Neverland~)]