Eridan is not pleased with me

[photographic_carp]

wwhat sort of shit is this?!
takin me awway from my wworld like this.
especially on Easter!
im sure someone is wworried by noww.

Comments

[kismefish]

ew

i liked you betta when you werent a pink starmonkey
not like thats sayin much though

hint nobodys wherried at all

[photographic_carp]

[Okay he jumps a little, because the girl wasn't at all human. Then he takes a closer look.]

do i knoww you?
you almost kind of look like a younger vversion of fef's mom.
nice costume by the wway.

[Yep totally ignoring those insults.]

[kismefish]

not prawnsonally
codnt be bothered
an i aint this fefs mom fin i think youre hullucinatin

an it aint a costume wrassehole its my CLOT)(-ES
you dont go around sayin your clothes is a COSTUM-E do you

[photographic_carp]

im not talkin about your clothes
i mean the fangs and the gray makeup and stuff

[kismefish]

that aint a costume im a troll you fuckin moron

[photographic_carp]

a troll?
you havve to be jokin
trolls arent real.

[kismefish]

im plenty reel
want me to scow you

[photographic_carp]

[He really didn't like the sound of that.]

wwell i knoww youre real but you could just be a girl in a costume wwho is really dedicated to her roleplay.

[kismefish]

[ He shouldn't. ]

yeah whale flarp can be addictin
but refusin to breach character is fuckin dumb

cmere starmonkey
these teeth look reel enough to you

[photographic_carp]

[He was still very wary of this girl, she was definitely as scary as Feferi's mom. He would never understand why his dad held a flame for her.

Still, curiosity killed the krill so he would walk over and take a look at the girl's teeth.]

wwoah
those do look real!

[kismefish]

[ She snaps her jaws at him. Not threateningly (maybe), just to get the point across. ]

yeah no S)(IT theyre reel
maybe youll notice my face aint wipin off either
an before you ask
yeah the piercins are reel too
anyfin else stupid you wanna say
wait thats your normal conversation isnt it

[photographic_carp]

noww youre startin to sound like vvriska
excuse me for nevver seein any non-humans before.
i mean i figured there wwere aliens but i nevver thought about trolls bein real.

[kismefish]

who the fuck is vriska
wait i decided i dont care

oh
you can call me an alien
cause thats accurate too i guess

[photographic_carp]

one wword could describe her
bitch

[He seemed to calm down a bit now that they were talking normally.]

oh okay that makes sense
oh i guess i should introduce myself
im eridan

[Despite his worries he would hold his hand out to shake Meenah's.]

[kismefish]

sounds like my kinda gill

[ Don't mind that crunching sound in Eridan's hand. Meenah's got a firm grip. ]

meenah

[photographic_carp]

[It took some willpower not to make any noises of pain. Note to self don't shake hands with a troll again.]

i doubt it.
she barely gets along wwith anyone.

by the wway, you said somethin about preferrin' me not bein a "star monkey" wwhat did you mean by that?

[kismefish]

you askin me to T-ELL you
loose lips sink ships eridan

for the rockcod
star monkey is at least better than chick
cod she was annoyin

[photographic_carp]

yeah yeah my dad used to say that all the time.

chick? wwhat are you talkin about? youre acting like there is more than one me.

[kismefish]

sounds like he knew what he was glubbin aboat
whale if you dont know im S)(OR-E not gonna tail you

[photographic_carp]

oh come on.
if its about me i should knoww

[kismefish]

tenchnically they aint you

[photographic_carp]

but in other wways they are me
wwait
somethin seems familiar about this

[kismefish]

oh R-E-ELY
whale i wonder why T)(AT is

[photographic_carp]

it's almost like a dream i had about a ship

[kismefish]

an do you reely think thats in ANY wave finterestin to me
cause heres a hint
it aint