Eridan is not pleased with me

[photographic_carp]

wwhat sort of shit is this?!
takin me awway from my wworld like this.
especially on Easter!
im sure someone is wworried by noww.

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[speakveryclearly]

Is It True That You Have Grounds To Be Worried About Precisely Two Someones In Particular

[photographic_carp]

uh yeah i guess
i wwas goin to havve dinner with fef and sol for sure

wwhy?

[speakveryclearly]

Its Just
I May Be Entering Into A Somewhat Similar Arrangement In The Near Future
So
I Dont Know

[photographic_carp]

[What the hell Kan?! He never pegged you for that sort of relationship but he would only smile after some shock.]

mind if i ask wwith wwho?
an you can ask me any sort of questions you wwant if thats wwhat you wwant.

[speakveryclearly]

Well Its
Kind Of Different From Your Situation Despite Its Superficial Similarity
Its
In A Dreambubble With Eridan And Feferi

[Going for the third person because, uh. Awkward.]

[photographic_carp]

dreambubble?

[Because he's not touching the fact that Feferi was going to be with the troll version of himself.]

[speakveryclearly]

What It Means Is
Well Technically Were All Going To Be Dead But Thats Not The Important Part
I Mean Youre An Ordinary Human Which Is Perfectly Acceptable But Doesnt Really Make You The Best Candidate For Seeking Supernatural Advice

[photographic_carp]

yeah im not the best for that
but uh wwhile the situation wwill be awwkwward it does wwork as a relationship

i think its all about us wworkin wwith the good traits of all of us wwhen wwe can.
like sol and i wwere at each others throats but wwhen wwe got together i dont think i could find someone more loyal and protectivve

[speakveryclearly]

I See
I Guess One Of My Foremost Questions Would Be About The Situation Being Awkward
That Is How Do You Get Around That
Sit Down And Say "Hey I Think We Should All Be A Thing"

[photographic_carp]

it wwas actually pretty spur of the moment
i think in a fit of frustration sol kissed me and it just kind of wwent from there
so really i guess you just go wwith wwhat youre feelin at the time

[So much blushing. However it was pretty interesting to give someone advice on this sort of situation.]

[speakveryclearly]

Ok Whatever You Feel At The Time Got It
Next Question
Do You Have A Schedule At All Or Are You Just Like
All
Yeah

[Oh, Eridan. You give the best advice.]

[photographic_carp]

[Oh wow this was getting pretty awkward but dammit if he wasn't going to stick through giving her advice.]

theres no schedule
its just wwhen you all feel like it
just uh be careful that no one is home if youre livin wwith someone outside the relationship
i think wwe nearly blinded vvriska that one time she caught us

[speakveryclearly]

That Wont Be A Problem For Us Fortunately
But
How Do I Put This
Do You Generally All Feel Like It At The Same Time
Or Is It Not As Necessarily Simultaneous All The Time

[photographic_carp]

not all the time
sometimes its just me an fef and other times its me and sol or fef and sol
but wwhen wwe can wwe try to invvolvve each other in evvery romantic thing wwe do.

[speakveryclearly]

Is That So
Im Not Entirely Sure How Well That Would Work For Us
Ill Keep It In Mind Though

[photographic_carp]

yeah
like sol and i both made a romantic dinner to surprise fef on vvalentines day
wwhich is a holiday devvoted to romance but you probably already guessed that if you havvent come across is already

[speakveryclearly]

Yeah I Do Know
Though Thats
Actually An Extremely Sore Subject For Me And Id Prefer You Not Mention It
But The Action Itself Is Noted

[photographic_carp]

oh okay
wwell you dont need a holiday to be romantic anywway

[speakveryclearly]

Yeah
You Dont
I Hear There Are 364 Other Days In The Earth Year

[photographic_carp]

right
so anything else you wwant to knoww?

[speakveryclearly]

Well
Most Of The Rest I Can Guess At
I Hope

[photographic_carp]

i think you wwill
i guess really the only thing you might wwant to knoww is that you probably shouldnt be gentle with this eridan if you want him to cooperate and not make an ass out of himself

[speakveryclearly]

Oh I Dont Need To Be Told That

[photographic_carp]

[Why does he suddenly feel very intimidated? Oh well he'll just given an awkward stuttered answer.]

wwell you wwere alwways very smart.

[speakveryclearly]

[Because she might knock sense into her Eridan by force?]

Haha
Thanks