Eridan is not pleased with me

[photographic_carp]

wwhat sort of shit is this?!
takin me awway from my wworld like this.
especially on Easter!
im sure someone is wworried by noww.

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[photographic_carp]

one wword could describe her
bitch

[He seemed to calm down a bit now that they were talking normally.]

oh okay that makes sense
oh i guess i should introduce myself
im eridan

[Despite his worries he would hold his hand out to shake Meenah's.]

[kismefish]

sounds like my kinda gill

[ Don't mind that crunching sound in Eridan's hand. Meenah's got a firm grip. ]

meenah

[photographic_carp]

[It took some willpower not to make any noises of pain. Note to self don't shake hands with a troll again.]

i doubt it.
she barely gets along wwith anyone.

by the wway, you said somethin about preferrin' me not bein a "star monkey" wwhat did you mean by that?

[kismefish]

you askin me to T-ELL you
loose lips sink ships eridan

for the rockcod
star monkey is at least better than chick
cod she was annoyin

[photographic_carp]

yeah yeah my dad used to say that all the time.

chick? wwhat are you talkin about? youre acting like there is more than one me.

[kismefish]

sounds like he knew what he was glubbin aboat
whale if you dont know im S)(OR-E not gonna tail you

[photographic_carp]

oh come on.
if its about me i should knoww

[kismefish]

tenchnically they aint you

[photographic_carp]

but in other wways they are me
wwait
somethin seems familiar about this

[kismefish]

oh R-E-ELY
whale i wonder why T)(AT is

[photographic_carp]

it's almost like a dream i had about a ship

[kismefish]

an do you reely think thats in ANY wave finterestin to me
cause heres a hint
it aint

[photographic_carp]

sorry i wwas just thinkin
if he's the me from that dream i dont wwant to meet him

[kismefish]

wait
what

[photographic_carp]

ive been havin this dream
in it im on a ship wwith a bunch of people ive known for a long time
and in the dream i dont act howw i normally wwould
i hurt the people closest to me so obvviously that dream me couldn't really be me.

[kismefish]

ugh

whale listen i aint a dissecter of dreams or nofin
but you ever think that the dream IS you
and you right )(-ER-ES just a chump who aint gonna wreckognize what he reely is
prawnsonally its fuckin stupid to get netted up aboat this shit

[photographic_carp]

i knoww wwho i really am but im thinkin maybe im seein dreams from this other eridan

[kismefish]

if you dont know your dreams you dont know yourshellf thats it
i dont think that can happen
i shore dont get any fuckin dreams from any other meenahs

[photographic_carp]

but it wwasnt like i wwas actually doin these things
it wwas like wwatchin a movie.

[kismefish]

whale then i got nofin
what did you reely expect me to know why you have these funky glubbin dreams
cause hey
guess what
i dont

[photographic_carp]

i wwas just lettin you knoww that im not a monster wwho wwould hurt his friends