Eridan is not pleased with me

[photographic_carp]

wwhat sort of shit is this?!
takin me awway from my wworld like this.
especially on Easter!
im sure someone is wworried by noww.

Comments

[kismefish]

ew

i liked you betta when you werent a pink starmonkey
not like thats sayin much though

hint nobodys wherried at all

[photographic_carp]

[Okay he jumps a little, because the girl wasn't at all human. Then he takes a closer look.]

do i knoww you?
you almost kind of look like a younger vversion of fef's mom.
nice costume by the wway.

[Yep totally ignoring those insults.]

[kismefish]

not prawnsonally
codnt be bothered
an i aint this fefs mom fin i think youre hullucinatin

an it aint a costume wrassehole its my CLOT)(-ES
you dont go around sayin your clothes is a COSTUM-E do you

[photographic_carp]

im not talkin about your clothes
i mean the fangs and the gray makeup and stuff

[kismefish]

that aint a costume im a troll you fuckin moron

[photographic_carp]

a troll?
you havve to be jokin
trolls arent real.

[speakveryclearly]

Is It True That You Have Grounds To Be Worried About Precisely Two Someones In Particular

[photographic_carp]

uh yeah i guess
i wwas goin to havve dinner with fef and sol for sure

wwhy?

[speakveryclearly]

Its Just
I May Be Entering Into A Somewhat Similar Arrangement In The Near Future
So
I Dont Know

[photographic_carp]

[What the hell Kan?! He never pegged you for that sort of relationship but he would only smile after some shock.]

mind if i ask wwith wwho?
an you can ask me any sort of questions you wwant if thats wwhat you wwant.

[speakveryclearly]

Well Its
Kind Of Different From Your Situation Despite Its Superficial Similarity
Its
In A Dreambubble With Eridan And Feferi

[Going for the third person because, uh. Awkward.]

[photographic_carp]

dreambubble?

[Because he's not touching the fact that Feferi was going to be with the troll version of himself.]

[manipul8]

Peh, get in line Eridum8!!!!!!!!
No one wants to 8e in this stupid place with all the weird people and aliens.
8ut we deal.

[photographic_carp]

vriska!
i cant believve im sayin this but i am actually happy to see you.
not that these trolls are really different from us but its good to see a familiar face.

[manipul8]

As much as I'd usually 8largh at your smug face, I gotta admit it is a welcome change.
Not too different or not, theyre still aliens!!!!!!!!
Soooooooo weird.
8ut yeah, muns glad to see you around too. For whatever reason.

[photographic_carp]

wwell i find it more wweird that a lot of them are younger than us

[manipul8]

Yeah I know right?
A 8unch of 13 year old dwee8s.
I mean really, how often do you get to re-live your stupid 13 year old ideas in the form of a grey kid with horns????????
Though to 8e fair I'm not exactly too old either, mun didn't na8 me from the same place that most of us normal people are from.

[motherfuckers]

AwWhH BrO I'D MiSs yOuR BaD SeLf iF I WaSn't hErE AlReAdY AnD ShIt.

[photographic_carp]

gam!

[He smiled a little.]

its really good to see you

[motherfuckers]

YoU ToO BrO.
MaN, I AiN'T SeEn yOu lIkE ThIs aT AlL HeRe.

lol wrong font color

[abandonallhope]

WWHO the fuck are YOU

[He is so scandalized.]

[photographic_carp]

[He'll shoot a glare at this guy because he knew exactly who this troll was.]

i am eridan ampora

[abandonallhope]

the fuck you are
IM eridan ampora
youre a fleshy pink douchebag wwho thinks he looks like me but guess wwhat
im better lookin than you
an i dress better too

[photographic_carp]

oh you havve to be fuckin kiddin me
havvent you heard of other univverses you insufferable douche?
im the human vversion of you and youre the troll vversion of me

[abandonallhope]

wwoww if youre reely me then you should knoww that youre insultin yourself as wwell
cod wwhat could a human me possibly do
i shore hope youre not a disgrace to
idk
wwhatevver you humans can be a disgrace aboat