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And one whole night of totally wholesome and not at all horrifying fanfiction later

... This is... merely a suggestion, Miss Mun. I do not wish to seem at all demanding or judgmental of your passtimes by any stretch of the imagination but...

I believe you might need a healthier hobby.

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Are you alright Skyfire?

[What is fanfic can he shoot it?]

What's unhealthy about writing?

Oh nothing is unhealthy about the act of writing itself. I mean... what is being written tends to be the issue at hand.

[HE CAN'T TELL YOU, YOU'RE A BABY]

What did she write?

[He. Is. An. ADULT. NOT A BABY.]

She didn't write it, she read it. It's...

[He's getting more and flustered by the moment here]

Things she is still reading as we speak.

[It must be pretty bad if it's flustering Skyfire.]

Is it like a horror story or something?

[Humans are fond of those aren't they?]

... I suppose you could phrase it that way.

You mean it's not?

[Dude, either talk to him about it or tell him to go away.]

Well they.... really were not intended to be horrifying, I do not believe.

[He doesn't get it.]

Whatever it was it caused my mun to burst out laughing...

[Should he be scared?]

[Be terrified]

Of course they would find this funny. There is nothing even remotely humorous about it.

The things the Muns do on their spare time are rather "interesting" wouldn't you say?

[Aw not you again]

Interesting would be... a word for it.

[Hey, he thought you liked talking to him D:]

I was merely putting it in the politest terms possible.

My sympathies.

[BUT YOU'RE MEGATRON]

Yes, polite... There really is no other way to put it if we wanted to keep this conversation appropriate, is there?

... Thank you.

[ONE THAT YOU HAD A VERY NICE CONVERSATION WITH PREVIOUSLY.]

Considering the subject matter, it would be quite the accomplishment if we were to keep the conversation "appropriate". However, I suppose we can get points for trying, yes?

[YES BUT MEGATRON]

I suppose so. Despite her attempts to lead it in another direction.

[Yes he is privy to the AIM conversations and his muns horrible laughter]

[NICE CONVERSATION.]

And now they are ranting about a non-existent part of our anatomy.

Really, they are like sparklings.

[And the subject of the ranting amuses him. It doesn't affect him in any way, so why should he care?]

[BUT YOU KILL PEOPLE FOR FUNSIES]

I am aware about what they are talking about, thank you. It's rather hard to miss.

I do not believe even sparklings would behave like this.

[At least not sane and appropriately socialized ones]

[NO, HE KILLS PEOPLE FOR THE GREATER GOOD.]

I should hope not, because I believe that any sparklings that behave like this should be culled.

[.... So for funsies]

Well perhaps not culled exactly but certainly properly re-educated...

[...maybe partially for funsies.]

I think there are some who just cannot be helped.

A good culling can solve a lot of problems.

[>:|]

I would like to imagine that no one is so far beyond help as to require such a harsh method of dealing with them. Especially for a matter that is comparatively so minor.

No such pathetic weaknesses should be suffered by those of a higher mental standing.

As a very optimistic Autobot, I suppose I cannot expect you to understand this point of view, however.

It's not a weakness insomuch as it's simply.... obnoxious. I do not think they actually believe the nonsense they're spouting.

I cannot understand it. It's simply... entertainment to them. It does us no harm, as difficult as it is to mentally tolerate.

If they did, that it would give me more reason to wish that they would drop dead, as organics tend to do.

[He doesn't really appreciate being the source of anyone's entertainment.]

But you are quite correct; killing them over a trivial matter is a waste of energy.

If it's anything my mundane is suggesting, I don't wish to know.

Even I have standards~

[HA, that's a laugh, Knockout.]

I do not wish to speak of it, so it seems we're very much both in luck.

Never listen to the mundanes, that's what I've learned.

I'm attempting not to. It's proving to be difficult.

You should try Rickrolling yours. If the mutt in his headspace is right, it's done wonders for ourselves.

.... Rickrolling?

A skinjob musician. I believe my college Soundwave would have it in his endless musical database~

[The giant jukebox.]

I'm a bit hesitant to go asking Soundwave for anything, Knockout.

Guess I should be thankful that hardly any of that scrap exists for me, eh?

I'm sure it is just a matter of time by this point.

[Not so optimistic about this one, Jackie]

You don't really think-

[Oh god. WITH WHO?

~~just kidding we all know~~]

Oh crap. Oh crap crap crap.

Oh no.

The fandom's starting to like me. That means there's a chance that this kinda stuff will happen to me.

Oh geeze.

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Hey. Hey lady. Glowing robopeens

GDMT SQUID, I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO KEEP THIS CLASSY

I'm gonna write a Pregnant Megatron story now. Just to be contrary

Have Skyfire be the father, and I will accept your challenge

BUT YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE A STARSCREAM

NO, I'M BETTER LOOKING

I POLITELY DISAGREE SIR

I POLITELY DISAGREE WITH YOUR DISAGREEMENT

WELL THEN LET US AGREE TO DISAGREE

AGREED

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GLOWING. ROBO. PEENS

THAT IS NOT HOW YOUR RAVE DSL:GKSLDL

AND PREGNANT ROBOTS

BUT HOW SKLDM:KASJ SQUID WHY

NO NO NO DENTY THINK. THINK ABOUT IT. ROBOBABIES.

BUT....BUT DLKM:FLDSK: MY BRAIN IT'S NOT POSSIBLE

Shhhh just let it happen

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