bitching! from the AU of an AU.

[berryshark]

[here DM, have a fishtank. A big saltwater fishtank with a pissy shark boy]

Oi!! Oi! Listen! That game obviously isn't going to make it, so why don't you let me go back to normal, huh? It's bad enough that you made me into a Hollow on a permanent basis, but a shark on top of that?! I want out of this tank!!

[RAM! Right into the glass. That didn't seem to work as well as he'd hoped...]

Owowow...

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[tidal_trickster]

[Fizz dives into the big fishtank.]

Woah! You look cool!

[berryshark]

[folds arms!]

That may be, but I want to go back to how I was!

[tidal_trickster]

[Fizz giggles. He swims up to Shark!Hollow!Ichigo and pokes his nose.]

Too bad! That's not going to happen!

[berryshark]

Oi, who said you could get into my tank! ... Hey! Don't poke my nose!! [he covers it with his hands. Watch it! That's sensitive :C] Who the hell are you anyway!

[tidal_trickster]

[Fizz giggles at fIchigo's response.]

Why should I tell you?

[berryshark]

Because I asked? I can ask nicely if you prefer. Tch.

[tidal_trickster]

Well, who are you?

[mae_shirayuki]

[And above that fish tank, perched on a limb and looking down warily at all that water is a certain hollow!bird.]

You know they never listen, she and the other two are far too fond of changing you into a walking zoo. [Bit of a grin, though.] I think turtle would've suited you more, though.

[berryshark]

Yeah yeah, my pain is very amusing to them. ESPECIALLY mine. Sick little.... hey!! Shut up! [SPLASH!] Ain't no damn turtle...

[mae_shirayuki]

[Dodging that, fluffing her feathers at him in the process. Hahahaha.]

Are you sure? Stubborn, grumpy, always frowning? Sounds like you~

[berryshark]

Grrrrrargh! Get down here and say that to my face, you little--!

[he bares his teeth and swims to the bottom of his rather deep tank... coiling up.... now swimming as fast as he can at the surface!! AND RIGHT OUT

... and not quite high enough. Doesn't mean he's not snapping at you, Rukia.

SPLASH]

[mae_shirayuki]

[LOL WHAT WAS THAT, ICHIGO?]

Can't jump very high, either.

[Smug birdie is smuuuuug~]

[berryshark]

[IT WAS A GOOD ATTEMPT IS WHAT IT WAS. He got at least 5, 6 feet out of the water!!]

I got pretty hig-- eugh.. I shut my mouth too fast. [one of those teeth come-a-loose :C just gonna yank that out and throw it at her]

[mae_shirayuki]

[Dodging that. Gross, Shark Boy.]

Eugh. Well, that was pretty high, but what did you plan on doing if you got high enough to catch me?

[Better not say drag her into the water.]

[hivernale]

[Watching you from outside the tank when you'd stop attempting to break the water tank. He's curious.]

What kind of creature are you? Hollow?

[berryshark]

[rubbing his head. Owowowow. Glass is hard, apparently. Too hard for even HIS hard head to break]

Huh?

... Well yeah.

[hivernale]

[Taking a closer look; his nose is almost pressing against the glass.

Twenty questions time!]

What is 'Hollow'? A sub-species of shark? You looks like a human. Perhaps you're a mutated human?

[berryshark]

[oh great. Ichigo just looks completely enthused....]

No... Hollows are corrupted spirits. They look like animals sometimes... And I'm not supposed to be a shark!

[tabira_yuki]

[non-fish Zanpakutou is eyeing the tank somewhat curiously--she's used to you looking interesting, Ichithing darling.]

I don't think breaking the glass would end very well.

[berryshark]

Shirayuki-san! I... well... It was a good idea at the time.

[tabira_yuki]

[She doubts that.] I see. And how had you planned on breathing once you had gotten out?

[berryshark]

Uh....

...

Hm...

[DIDN'T THINK THAT FAR AHEAD. Who's surprised. No one.]

... I'd figure it out.

[tabira_yuki]

I'm sure you would.

[Because he does not die. He's far too stubborn for it.]

But for now you appear to be... confined, thanks to your novel form.

[berryshark]

[he huffs, which results in a stream of bubbles]

Yeah, you don't say.

[tabira_yuki]

[Pretty bubbles... actually that whole tank is kind of pretty. Not that she'd say so, since she knows what sort of reaction that would get.]

Unfortunately, I do not think brute force will solve your predicament this time. Especially since I... believe you would have a difficult time convincing Zangetsu-dono to aid you from in there.`