voice testing- AoU possible spoilers

[chyornaya_vdova]

You know what? Your head is full of crap, seriously. No, I'm not going to do what you want me to do because it's out of the question. Tony Stark is not my type, ok? That's just wrong. He's a nice guy an' all but I'd never date a douche like that.

[She won't be swayed, nope.]

Keep your fantasies to yourself, ok? I've got work to do and it isn't a pleasant job sniping bad guys in the head from a distance. Someone's got to do it. [She's rather proud of how steady her aim is.]

Didn't you know? There's a crazy murdering robot on the loose right now.

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Seen it~

[tricksterofasgard]

Are you not enjoying this little reunion?

Re: like it?

[chyornaya_vdova]

I don't know what you mean. [If you're talking about the Avengers, then she isn't going to indulge you because you caused way too much trouble before.]

Well, of course

[tricksterofasgard]

Oh, I was merely referring to you and your friends coming back together for another heroic adventure to safe Midgard.

...from an enemy you created yourself this time around. Very clever.

[irredeemed_ant]

If you're anything like the Natasha I know you're probably better with Barnes anyway. Or Barton. Or Murdock. Other you seems to date a lotta people. Though my mun quite likes you and... wait, really? Banner?!

[chyornaya_vdova]

Bucky? No, I don't think so. [Doesn't he know about the Winter Soldier? Obviously not.] I'm already in a relationship with Bruce.

[irredeemed_ant]

[Of course, though his Winter Soldier is less evil and he and Natasha have a lot more history together. So there's that.] Dating the Hulk sounds dangerous to me, but my Mun thinks it's sweet.

Oh I'm Eric by the way, or Ant Man Numo Three where I come from. Me and the you from my world, we often work together and stuff.

[whatitfeltlike]

I thought I saw something between you and Banner.

Was I wrong?

[chyornaya_vdova]

No, you're not wrong. It's just my mundane having a little joke. He thinks placing me with Tony Stark would be amusing. [She isn't amused in the slightest.]

[whatitfeltlike]

That would never work out.

[She hadn't known them for long, but she'd seen inside their heads.]

Relationships are no joke.