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Boss Leader ([personal profile] buttflapoption) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2014-12-19 08:05 pm

Voicetesting a troll | Canon: Paranatural

So, you’ve “trapped” me in your brain? I’ll give you that, this is a new one. Especially in such a... small headspace you have here.

[Whoa what.]

Like, peanut-sized. Could do a single somersault and end up exactly where I started. If I was lame and did somersaults, I mean. You should prob read a book or something. Or at least stuff less gross.

[Stop making up-]

ANYWHO, I’m a bit busy. Perhaps we could work out a deal in order to let me get back to work. How about a novelty sports finger?

[What? No.]

One of my footie-suit-pajamas?

[No]

In that case, let’s get this over with. You wanna have fun with the pretend, let’s have fun with the pretend!

[...You’ve changed gears quickly.]

Ohoho, don’t be so suspicious! There’s a lot of things you can do inside the mind. Better get to it!