dear_mun | taking a break from app writing to...

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taking a break from app writing to...

No, it's not funny.

[but you have to admit it's a little amusing they decided to go at it from that angle, right?]

[the glare on his face clearly has 'N O' and 'S T O P' written all over it] Regardless, how can you be certain she wasn't saying it just to get a rise out of Pit and Palutena? You've played his game, you know how she can be.

[because the only other person she brought up the 'handsome' comment with was Marth. Don't say this like you haven't had ~~girls~~ ~~everyone~~ people crushing on you before, you heartbreaker]

I'm sure you made the tactician in Awakening with me in mind for this explicit reason then? [pfffft no that was an amazing accident] This whole... [he gestures around himself and at nothing in particular as he searches for a word. He gives up and drops his arms to his side, flustered] thing is more embarrassing than anything else. Could you not just drop it?

[it's canon though]

... My appearance has no bearing on my abilities as a hero!!

[ssssh, child, sssshhhhh... just shut up and let the rest of us look at you--]

You're awful!

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[ As a fellow muse who had been referenced for the cheesecake before, much like 90% of her castmates, Lucy can feel Link's pain. ]

Mun giving you a hard time?

[this is the long suffering look of someone who's been dealing with this for years (he's not so arrogant as to say over 25 years, but he's been with his mun for 5 and by gods why won't it stop?).

He nods, indicating that, yes. Yes, he is having a hard time right now]

After so long, you'd think it would stop.

[~~THANK HYRULE WARRIORS~~]

[ It'll NEVER stop. The Fanarts are eternal. And side games and fanfics like that will only add fuel to the fire. She.. won't say that though. Let's .. find the silver lining! ]

Well ... on the bright side it means that you're not forgotten, right..? [ Just think of all the characters who became obscure memories no one remembers anymore...! ]

[ ~~I need that game. It looked fun XD and Dynasty Warriorish!~~ ]

[Link just can't believe this is actually a thing now. He caused a war because someone was enamored with him and that's just uncomfortable for everyone involved]

... [Well, it did take Fire Emblem about 15 years before it got recognized over here ~~via Melee~~ and Kid Icarus was a 23 year wait so uh... UH...]

... [amused puff of air. He appreciates the attempt, really!] Yet there are still plenty of people who think I'm 'Zelda'.

[~~I admit to being a loser and playing it mostly for co-op. Some of the missions are so much easier with two people sob~~]

They think -you're- Zelda? But... .. isn't that a ..um... woman?

[ One might wonder why they DID call it Legend of Zelda and not Legend of Link(s) sometimes though. ]

[he nods, but tugs gently on the hem of his tunic. An article of clothing that many people have mistaken for a dress. Why? He doesn't even know]

Clothing choices.

[he's also really pretty for a guy so of course there are people out there who think he's a girl and not a boy. There are fanfictions about this. This whole thing started because he's too pretty/handsome/adorable to live]

[ MAAAYBE she'd buy the -very pretty for a guy- argument but.. ]

But your clothes don't even look like girl clothing..!

[ Facepalming. People are -weird-. ]

[we live in a world where people are still having heated arguments about Sheik's gender. Link just shrugs because see this?

This is a conversation he doesn't mind having.

Now the constantly pointing out his chiseled features and handsome appearance he can live without]

Maybe they're near-sighted? Or just don't pay attention...

[still, he looks pleased to hear that from Lucy]

[ Not to mention the obsessive fangirls and fanboys who get into hate-arguments whenever you disagree with them @.@ ]

Ah, yeah, maybe its that latter. Not paying attention I mean. Still, I'm really sorry you have to go through that. You probably were happier before they started making your games more visually pretty, huh?

[fandoms are scary... 8'( ]

...? [he wouldn't say 'happier' because he's always been fortunate as far as series recognition is concerned, but it was-] Easier. It was easier.

[grin] There were less arguments about how our hair should be drawn.

Easier then. [ She shook her head. ] That's just silly - if anyone knows how it should be drawn it would be the creator.

[he pulls at his bangs] It's a little hard to see when you only have so many pixels to work with...

People argue about the strangest things.

[he'd still prefer it if mun would stop making those jokes about him being some ladykilling heartbreaker or something else equally hideous]

[ GET A HAIRCUT, HIPP..er, sorry, wrong canon. ]

Well, there's not much either of us can do about that, I guess.

Link, right? I'm Lucy.

[ Eheh, her mun could believe that, actually. Poor Link. ]

[the discussion about what length Link's hair should be shall be continued another day. =v=;;; ]

[-! Oh, introductions! Right... He nods in greeting]

Nice to meet you. It's nice to talk to someone new.

[there's a trail of broken hearts behind him... Or maybe it's Rainbow Road, it's hard to tell]

Nice to meet you too. Hehe yeah, I feel the same way. It's one of my favorite things, actually.

[HERE he's just gonna. put a hand on your shoulder there, buddy. Let's try to calm down? ;^;]

Nobody's really saying that now, are they?

[...]

[... ...]

[there's a blank look leveled at his fellow Smash Bros. Have you spoken with your mun lately? ~~Have you seen this monstrosity of an app they are typing MINE WON'T STOP USING THE DOGE MEME~~]

[Shoulder squeeze. EVERYONE CAN GET THROUGH THIS HE BELIEVES IN THIS TEAM however out of control the muns may... be getting... yep...]

The bit about your appearance and abilities, I mean. I think it's obvious enough that your skills speak for themselves no matter what guise you've taken. That a great many are taken with you in turn... Well, I'm sure there's a way to glean some sort of advantage from it, yes?

[were they ever in control? It doesn't feel like it... Ever since you landed that awe-inspiring critical to Medeus' face over(?) five years ago...]

[an unsure little smile at the shoulder squeeze and 'advantage' comment]

... Would you prefer it if I used my charm to recruit people to your cause?

[hey, if Lady Caeda could do it?]

[Ah, how time does fly. Marth just grins back encouragingly. There, doesn't that feel better than scowling at the mun??]

While I'm not entirely against the idea, I think part of your appeal is how you're not, erm, actively charming anyone. ...If you don't mind my saying, of course.

[and Caeda is an ENTIRELY DIFFERENT CASE]

[well, the scowling will continue until moral improves. For now though, he relents]

[a relieved sigh. He's not even sure how to go about charming people... Or if he wants to. Marth's the charismatic one after all]

I wouldn't know how to go about it anyway- [pause as he thinks] ... Midna told me the same thing, a while back.

[Good on him, he's narrowly avoided another trip to ear-pinching-town. At the mention of the Twilight Princess... he retracts his hand, crossing his arms instead.]

Did she? Aha... well, I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks so, then. In any case, miss Midna is likely a better judge of what works than the pair of us.

[he may have avoided it at first, but look at his ears and attention perk up when Marth mentions Midna]

Oh, you ran into her?

[he's assuming not as an assist trophy here, because that's another thing all together]

[she hasn't manhandled him with her hair, at least, but he nods!]

Some time ago, yes. We had a couple of interesting conversations, but I haven't seen her since...

I'm still not sure why she kept calling me a bird, but I suppose that's harmless enough. [~~HAR HAR MAYBE NOT REALLY, DUMDUM PRINCE~~]

[... What a time that would have been]

[but he seems happy to hear that two of his dear friends are getting along. Especially since he knows firsthand how trying Midna's personality can be on the worst of days]

... Bird? [gives Marth a once over] I suppose the way you hold yourself does resemble one? Hmmm... [pfft... PFFFFFFT MAN]

[you should've seen the beating she gave Lucina last time she showed up in mun's game JEEZ--]

Wha-- what are you 'hmmm'-ing for?

[oh shit a new challenger has appeared ON THE BATTLEFIELD CALLED LOVE]

Thinking. What sort of bird would you be? You're too active to simply be a songbird, so a falcon maybe?

... No, that doesn't seem right.

[THIS CONTEST IS GETTING WAY OUT OF HAND

And Marth here is just. Staring. IS THIS REALLY A THING RIGHT NOW]

... ... ..

[DUDE, REMEMBER HOW BADLY ZELDA DECIMATED EVERYONE? YEAH...]

An owl maybe?

[ 'w' hoot hoot? ]

[truly terrifying...]

Wh-why are you two so fixed on this bird idea?

[AT LEAST IT'S NOT A PEACOCK...]

[perk up

... ...

droops]

Is it a bad thing?

[WH- NO. NO DON'T MAKE THE FACE...]

Well-- n-no, I suppose not, but.. um...

...An owl, huh?

[ ;w;?? ]

Midna might not agree with me though. I think it suits you. Quiet, wise, and certainly not helpless.

... Though you're far better at speeches.

[If he didn't know any better, he'd think you were doing that on purpose...]

It's... still a far cry from your wolf, but that makes sense enough... though I can't say I've ever heard an owl give a speech before.

[what? Him? Never! 'v' ]

[he smiles, looking a little sheepish before elaborating]

Well, everyone's always saying that a dog follows his master's orders... It wouldn't really suit you, what with being the prince and all.

Link, I am so, so sorry about that. I just wanted to talk about facing off against you, and then Viridi went and made it all... weird! I mean, c'mon... campfire? Seriously?

[in the background, Sonic can be heard shouting about how Pit's at least a fluorescent lightbulb!]

[... ahem. He ruffles Pit's hair, mindful of the laurels]

I wouldn't mind fighting a match or two against you all the same. [smile] I think our last one was interrupted, wasn't it?

[HI PALUTENA still managed to get more screentime in that video that he should of how ~~he's used to Goddesses? MAYBE???? ZELDA'S TOO LEGIT TO QUIT~~]

[THANKS BRUH ~~i think? probably??~~

He lets him-- without the Goddesses in plain sight (or in his head? he can never be sure these days) it's easier to drop the tough guy defense, and while he does still want to fight... the brotherly feeling's always been nice.]

It was! I wasn't expecting Lady Palutena to literally drop in like that... but I'd really like to go one-on-one with you sometime again!

[~~everybody loves link and it's not even fair and he feels bad complaining about it but IT'S NOT EVEN FAIR, MAN~~]

[NO PROBS, MAN, I GOT YOU ;9 ]

Perhaps not tonight, since we've work tomorrow. But I'm always ready for a match.

[~~No, Sonic totally agrees, it's like Link can't do anything wrong HE GETS ALL THE LADIES AND SOMETIMES A TREE AND THE GUYS TOO IT'S LIKE HOW?!~~]

Ah, yeah, I should probably hit the hay, too... let's not put it off too long, though! The Wii U version's coming out any day now and I wanna be good and practiced for when that happens!

[~~ALL WE GET IS TEASED AND MADE FUN OF AND THROWN OFF OF HIGH PLACES, LIKE WHAT EVEN IS THAT~~]

[nods] I've already gone against Marth a couple of times... It's only fair to take you on and see who's really copying who.

[there's a lot of bravado, but he doesn't seem that serious about it]

Yeah! Him and Lucina already got to play plenty of matches with you... we still need to see who's better with a bow, am I right?

[He totally, totally wants to win, but there's something about his tone that shows he wouldn't be too put off if he lost. ..At least not in front of Lady Palutena.]

I suppose I have been working with them more lately... [he's got a soft spot for royalty. Sorry, Pit.

For Link, he doesn't seem to mind if he wins or loses. It's not like the world will end if he loses. hahahaha~]

Try 'all the time'? Aside from the doom and gloom and war stuff, you're all they ever talk about! ...And I think Viridi lied to me about the joke thing, because every time I try to talk to that Lucina lady she just gives me this blank stare and walks away. I really don't get it!

[At least this competition's somewhat harmless... right?]

... [oh, now he's worried. Even Sonic, for all his teasing, changes the topics frequently enough that Link only really pops up once in a while/whenever mun's not talking about him. /unsure] I-I'm sure that's not the case. They've family and friends to talk about too.

[he can't help the slight laugh NO HE'S NOT LAUGHING AT YOU PIT HE'S JUST IMAGINING PIT TELLING LUCINA JOKES. It's awful]

She's... It takes a little bit of explaining. Lucina hasn't had much practice with 'metaphors'.

[not that Link's much better ~~but he'll fake it to make Pit happy~~]

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HETEROSEXUAL LIFE PARTNER TO THE RESCUE

GOD... dammit

you started it

I took the strikethrough out for a reason tho...

you can't tell me these things i'll take them and run

Gotta go fast

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