Bought this little jerk some paid time!

[beneathbluerafters]

What a foolish creature you are, to throw money away on such a frivolous whim! Those three dollars could easily have gone towards one of your revolting 'cheeseburgers', or an issue of your sequential periodicals. All it took was one ridiculous painting from an artist you admire to rekindle your interest in me and remind you of how impressive I am!

... Of course I intend to keep the tophat. It's far too big for Ms. Zatara at her current size!

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[secondchances]

Cheeseburgers? Revolting? I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that.

[beneathbluerafters]

You clearly haven't been eating at the same restaurants she frequents.

[secondchances]

It's not nice to generalize all cheeseburgers. Be considerate, Klarion.

[beneathbluerafters]

I couldn't remember the name of the restaurant, it was impossible to be specific! I hardly think that ground beef and cheese should be offended by my indiscretion.

[secondchances]

Okay, okay. You get a pass on that one. Still, next time I see you, I'll hook you up with the best burger ever. Scout's honor.

[beneathbluerafters]

I shall look forward to it! The television ads make them look delectable.

[secondchances]

I currently live in a magical castle that dishes out stuff better than any restaurant can do. I promise to give you the very best of the best if our paths cross.

[beneathbluerafters]

... Does this magical castle have sweets and desserts as well?

If so, it may need further investigation.

[secondchances]

Any sweets and desserts you could ever want. It's awesome. [In that regard, at least.]

Tell me, Klarion. Have you had cheesecake?

CHEESECAKE, THE ULTIMATE TEMPTATION

[beneathbluerafters]

I don't believe so!

... I think I've had cake once, but I didn't stop to question the flavour. I don't remember it being particularly cheesy.

COME JOIN STEPH, SHE'S A FOOD PRO

[secondchances]

[Oh, you poor thing. Steph feels a little pang in her heart.]

Cheesecake is more important than burgers. It sounds weird, but believe you me--you'll soon relate the name to happiness.

ONWARDS, TO DELICIOUS FOODS AND CANDY \o/

[beneathbluerafters]

As long as it isn't iced with that canned liquid cheese!

\o/!!!!

[secondchances]

What? Ugh--no, nonono. I'm going to leave it as a surprise, but I can assure you that there's no liquid cheese involved.