voicetesting

[sivir]

Free? Not in my vocabulary.

I expect to be paid after every "event" — price rate rises up with every turn, no buts or ifs. Deal?

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[faultline]

It's no longer your place to decide the costs.

[ not that it ever really was. summoners, sigh. ]

Even if you are paid, I doubt you'll appreciate the currency they give.

[sivir]

Better than just roaming around with empty hands, right?

[ sivir pls. ]

Besides, it's nothing I can't handle. After you've seen the croc, you've seen everything.

[faultline]

The League has many strange things... but it would be naive to think there aren't any stranger.

[ like. riven shakes her head a little; there's some crazy shit out there, man. ] Even there, something more unusual shows up every month.

[sivir]

You're trying to get me excited. [ a small grin. ] Sounds like you've been through a rough patch. How many?

[shortway]

"RISES UP"? [WAS THAT A- oh, you know how this goes.]

[sivir]

[ and now she's going to have a little fun. ]

I didn't start it.

[shortway]

[You can practically see the vein throbbing in Veigar's forehead... under the hat, anyway.] You dare mock the MASTER OF EVIL!?

[sivir]

Oh, I don't know. I heard from a little bird that your girlfriend thinks you're adorable.

[shortway]

I have a girlfriend? WAIT. I don't have a girlfriend! YOU'RE MOCKING ME AGAIN!

you saw nothing

[sivir]

Really? Because I thought her name was Lulu.

[ why are yordles so fun. except teemo fuck teemo and his blind. ]

i'm sorry, i just had to threadjack

[suppordle]

[gasps!] We're dating?! That's a surprise!

[where she came from, who knows it's lulu.]

omg lulu

[sivir]

It's all over the news. [ oh no sivir is having fun. there's a small smile on her face, and it shows amusement. ] Is it true, do you like him?

omg sivir

[suppordle]

New news to me! [sticks her staff into the ground to hop right on top of it for a seat.]

Hm... Veigar is a grumpy meanie face sometimes, but he's a magic yordle like me! Soooooo we're kind of unique here and I guess I do like him, but he never says anything back or play games with me or go twirling!

[pouts, she is just going along with this because why not.]

sorry not sorry veigar

[sivir]

So he's quiet when you're around... [ a small nod, a tilt of her head. ] Sounds like he's shy, and he doesn't seem to be the shy type.

[ omg when will they cease ]

never be sorry

[suppordle]

Yup! He needs more thrills and drills in his life! Oh, oh, oh, what if we get matching outfits?! Something sparkly and fun to make us stand out! I think he needs more glitter on him!

[bot lane duos never cease.]

[sivir]

I usually ask for a little payment before I get any of that out..

[ but. she hopes he listens to her every word, too. ]

You've been good to me. [ carrying her at botlane!! ] I think I have something with amethyst on them.

[suppordle]

Oh, amethysts are good treats for toads, so that's nice! [does anyone really need to ask what nonsense lulu talks about.] Gifts or not, our adventures have always been pretty fun!

[she loves her carries and wants to give them the best by helping them slaughter their enemies and steal their buffs/gold while making things pretty. ❤]

[ironscale]

Little is left for us to decide, with even less to negotiate. Don't waste your breath haggling. Even use of force does nothing. [ By her tone, she is none too pleased about any of this. ]

[shortway]

Lulu's not my girlfriend! She is a fellow master of the dark arts. A colleague on my never-ending quest for WORLD DOMINATION!

[but if she was into him, you know, maybe, just saying]

[shortway]

LULU.

What have I told you about the glitter. [matching outfits, though, that's not a bad idea. something in black. with spikes.]

[suppordle]

But Veiiiiiiiiiiigarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! [YOU NEED TO BE MORE FUN WITH YOUR DEATH/WORLD DOMINATION THING AND GLITTER = FUN.]

Think about it! Glittery death spikes.

[shortway]

Absolutely not! I'm trying to spark FEAR into the hearts of the unwashed masses, not throw a rave party!

Death spikes, though, those are good. Those can stay.

[suppordle]

You are underestimating the power of fae magic, Veigar! Pix and I can certainly put fear into the masses! Like turning them into cupcakes and let savages eat them alive!

[why do people think letting another magic yordle into the league was a good idea.]

/adds to the fire

[ladyofluminosity]

Oh my gosh, they're dating? That's ADORABLE!

!!!

[ladyofluminosity]

Good luck getting them to pay you for anything. Unfortunately, these muns never seem to want to listen to anything we have to say. It's really frustrating!