voicetesting

[sivir]

Free? Not in my vocabulary.

I expect to be paid after every "event" — price rate rises up with every turn, no buts or ifs. Deal?

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[faultline]

It's no longer your place to decide the costs.

[ not that it ever really was. summoners, sigh. ]

Even if you are paid, I doubt you'll appreciate the currency they give.

[sivir]

Better than just roaming around with empty hands, right?

[ sivir pls. ]

Besides, it's nothing I can't handle. After you've seen the croc, you've seen everything.

[faultline]

The League has many strange things... but it would be naive to think there aren't any stranger.

[ like. riven shakes her head a little; there's some crazy shit out there, man. ] Even there, something more unusual shows up every month.

[sivir]

You're trying to get me excited. [ a small grin. ] Sounds like you've been through a rough patch. How many?

[shortway]

"RISES UP"? [WAS THAT A- oh, you know how this goes.]

[sivir]

[ and now she's going to have a little fun. ]

I didn't start it.

[shortway]

[You can practically see the vein throbbing in Veigar's forehead... under the hat, anyway.] You dare mock the MASTER OF EVIL!?

[sivir]

Oh, I don't know. I heard from a little bird that your girlfriend thinks you're adorable.

[shortway]

I have a girlfriend? WAIT. I don't have a girlfriend! YOU'RE MOCKING ME AGAIN!

you saw nothing

[sivir]

Really? Because I thought her name was Lulu.

[ why are yordles so fun. except teemo fuck teemo and his blind. ]

i'm sorry, i just had to threadjack

[suppordle]

[gasps!] We're dating?! That's a surprise!

[where she came from, who knows it's lulu.]

[shortway]

Lulu's not my girlfriend! She is a fellow master of the dark arts. A colleague on my never-ending quest for WORLD DOMINATION!

[but if she was into him, you know, maybe, just saying]

/adds to the fire

[ladyofluminosity]

Oh my gosh, they're dating? That's ADORABLE!

[ironscale]

Little is left for us to decide, with even less to negotiate. Don't waste your breath haggling. Even use of force does nothing. [ By her tone, she is none too pleased about any of this. ]

[sivir]

Sounds like you're getting taken from your precious Demacia. Am I wrong? [ totally bracing herself for a demacia scream from all the brushes maybe. ]

[ironscale]

I am. With neither friend nor foe to comfort me.

[sivir]

Looks like you're going to have to make new friends.

[ that is sivir talk for "so where are you going??" ]

Don't tell me you need lessons.

!!!

[ladyofluminosity]

Good luck getting them to pay you for anything. Unfortunately, these muns never seem to want to listen to anything we have to say. It's really frustrating!

[sivir]

Not even some compensation? [ she speaks it as thought she'll be getting more otu of her own deal. because tbh that's all she's getting and she knows it. what is telling the truth about her own problems? ]

[ladyofluminosity]

Not even a little!

[avarosa]

Important to have priorities.

[sivir]

What can I say... less stressful than handling a kingdom.

How's the pig and the witch?

[avarosa]

[ Ashe waves a hand, dismissive of the praise although she appreciates it. No use comparing their roles like one is bigger, whether it is or not. ]

Problems I can handle.

[getexcited]

Awwwwwwwwww, PUH-LEAAAAASE!! Can'tcha just do it for the giggles? Nobody knows how to have any fun anymore!

[sivir]

Ever heard of a profit? It'll help with your explosive obsession. [ ho ho ho see what she did there. ] Besides, I do have fun. [ wait for it. ] With gold.