Relegated to the Musebox

[a_complicated_shine]

I'm not really getting why you did this, mundane. There's better things I could be doing with my time. And shouldn't you be reading the fanfic as well? Not that you have any actual time but still...

A constant voice for perpetual testing? I don't see the appeal. I have more important things to think about right now. Just give me some time to think about this.

- Your Newly Christened Muse
Dusk Shine

Comments

[overthroen]

I presume you're stuck in his head, as well?

[spike_want]

You know, Guylight, there's something to be said about not actually going to one of those messed up 'games'. Perpetual testing means you don't actually end up experimented on in one of those weird events.

[...Yes, Dusk, that is Barb. But male. And also definitely in his "teenage" form.]

[a_complicated_shine]

Just till I can break free, but good luck for that happening. I guess I should settle in and try to avoid the weirdos. HEARTSTRINGS is here.

[a_complicated_shine]

... oh... oh yeah you do have a point. Seriously, what happened to you? You're all... uh, you know...

[Does not compute.]

[overthroen]

Contruct a system. Some method of organization in the headspace so that you have some peace and quiet. I find doors particularly useful.

[spike_want]

....You do know that dragons can't stay in their baby form forever, right? Just because we live for thousands of years doesn't mean you get to keep your assistant bitesized.

Don't worry, this isn't like the hoarding urges before.

[thesunislaw]

Mundanes hardly ever give reasons as to 'why' other than 'for their own amusement'.

[a_complicated_shine]

I'll see about that. There's too many ponies here. Between not-Nightmare Moon and Heartstrings... well you get the idea.

[a_complicated_shine]

You had better not be hoarding again! I'll kick your flank just because it's a guy-thing now.

And really, at least you look... fine, I suppose. I mean, y'know, I'm not a judge of dragon awesome yet.

[a_complicated_shine]

It was like a trap. Mundane lured me in with a promise of stretching my legs and all I get is eternal testing.

Since when are you worried for me? You're telling me to get a life all the time.

[rotandriddles]

Importance is relative.

[spike_want]

[Nope, you still get that flat stare. Gangly and awkward. He's a teenager. That is not fine.]

...Even if you're a guy, you're still a Twilight Sparkle. You wouldn't hurt a fly unless it was threatening Equestria.

[a_complicated_shine]

Importance at least is relative in this situation! I can't be eternally tested all the time!

Although I suppose mundane has reasons for that but STILL.

[a_complicated_shine]

I know I know, I'm just completely off balance right now. I'm having trouble dealing, especially since my canonpoint is REALLY early.

[rotandriddles]

You can until your Mundane's demise.

[magicalrealist]

This is something they do all the time. Eventually, you just...learn to deal with it.

[a_complicated_shine]

Yeah we're not thinking about that for a long time now.

[overthroen]

Tell me about it. I'm sharing the space with several ponies and a pissed-off magical girl. The point at which a home becomes a stable is as thin as the line between a knight and a blibbering idiot. All it takes is one extra hoof to the temple.

[a_complicated_shine]

You're telling me.

... you're me, but y'know, girl-type. What gives? Some kind of alternate reality?

[a_complicated_shine]

Better than toku everywhere. I'm not into that kinda stuff. Usually. Unless it was really cool.

I think I just need some room and some more canon under my mundane's belt.

[rotandriddles]

One human's life-span is nothing to me.

[a_complicated_shine]

Yeah well it's important to us. If mun goes, I go too.

[rotandriddles]

What a shame. You are a strange creature.

[overthroen]

I wouldn't know. It's entirely outside of my player's expertise. And the grimdark tomes of Oglo'goth don't exactly cover magical transformative belts. Wands and assorted pointed objects tend to be the preferred instruments of the occult.

But don't worry. There's no reason for you to go on until you and your player are ready. We have enough ghostly half-people on the servers of the world as it is.

[spike_want]

On the other hand, you're still a Twilight Sparkle. How many other ponies would even know what a "canonpoint" was?