okay, but fuck you.

[fyi]

Have you ever considered not being so incredibly predictable?

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[shesimmune]

Have you?

[himself]

Takes one to know one, right?

[industria]

[ Ugh. ]

[fyi]

I'll be sure to move it to the very top of my to-do list.

[fyi]

Considering you're about to lose at the hands of the Breakfast Club? Pot, meet slightly less narcissistic kettle.

[fyi]

Let me guess: something I said.

[himself]

Burned alive? No, not ringing any bells?

[kirachu]

What's wrong with predictable? No surprises actually sounds kind of really great right about now.

[ speaking of pain in the ass kitsunes - o hiiiiii ]

[industria]

More like your face, actually.

[shesimmune]

Tell me when — I'd like to witness this firsthand.

[fyi]

Oh, was that you appealing to my better nature as a psychopath? Burn victim y burn victim? Haven't you heard? They like me, Mikey, they really like me.

[fyi]

I understand it protrudes slightly to the left. What can I say? The Lord works in mysterious ways.

[fyi]

Oh, don't worry; there'll be a mass text, possibly even snacks.

creepy uncles consortium, throws in a modern au for good measure. :I

[aides]

[ Mildly: ] That'd be assuming that consideration even comes into ventures like this.

[industria]

The resurrection of Peter Hale was not the religious miracle anyone asked for.

[shesimmune]

Awww, see! You do care. How ... not surprising, actually.

[fyi]

Honey, I don't know if you know this? But we live in the poor man's Sunnydale.

That optimism thing's a little out of date, but hey, it works for our hero.

[fyi]

Careful, you'll tarnish my outstanding reputation.

[fyi]

Really? We're still holding grudges? What is this, middle school?

[kirachu]

[ she opens her mouth to argue that the werewolves in Sunnydale were completely different, not to mention a lot hairier, and then there's the whole lack of vampire anythings in this town, but- nnno. no, lips pressing shut, because this isn't a nerd contest, Kira. it's not.

and then she huffs ]

Out of date for you, maybe. But you're right, optimism works for Scott, and it works for me too. It's what's going to get us through all of this unpredictable chaos. Staying optimistic, and never stop fighting.

[ nod! ]

the team-up nobody wanted, but society needed.

[fyi]

You mean they don't take our feelings into account? [ With a sigh: ] Here I was counting on a shoulder to cry on.

[shesimmune]

Oh, I wouldn't worry too much; you're more than capable of doing that on your own.

[fyi]

You know, it really is incredible — how quickly he betrothed his loyalty to you.

[ He waves an idle hand. ] Look at you two: taking that age-old stereotype — wolves versus foxes — and turning it on its head. Most wouldn't be able to get that idea out of their thoughts, let alone start a relationship.

[fyi]

Your faith in me, Lydia, as always, is what gets me through the day.

interests: redheads and ruining everybody's lives.

[aides]

On the bright side, misery loves company.

[ A beat, and then, with thinly veiled amusement: ] Though I suppose it's only a bright side if company isn't something you're picky about. I never found hanging out at high school pep rallies particularly galvanizing.