okay, but fuck you.

[fyi]

Have you ever considered not being so incredibly predictable?

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[shesimmune]

Have you?

[fyi]

I'll be sure to move it to the very top of my to-do list.

[shesimmune]

Tell me when — I'd like to witness this firsthand.

[himself]

Takes one to know one, right?

[fyi]

Considering you're about to lose at the hands of the Breakfast Club? Pot, meet slightly less narcissistic kettle.

[himself]

Burned alive? No, not ringing any bells?

[industria]

[ Ugh. ]

[fyi]

Let me guess: something I said.

[industria]

More like your face, actually.

[kirachu]

What's wrong with predictable? No surprises actually sounds kind of really great right about now.

[ speaking of pain in the ass kitsunes - o hiiiiii ]

[fyi]

Honey, I don't know if you know this? But we live in the poor man's Sunnydale.

That optimism thing's a little out of date, but hey, it works for our hero.

[kirachu]

[ she opens her mouth to argue that the werewolves in Sunnydale were completely different, not to mention a lot hairier, and then there's the whole lack of vampire anythings in this town, but- nnno. no, lips pressing shut, because this isn't a nerd contest, Kira. it's not.

and then she huffs ]

Out of date for you, maybe. But you're right, optimism works for Scott, and it works for me too. It's what's going to get us through all of this unpredictable chaos. Staying optimistic, and never stop fighting.

[ nod! ]

creepy uncles consortium, throws in a modern au for good measure. :I

[aides]

[ Mildly: ] That'd be assuming that consideration even comes into ventures like this.

the team-up nobody wanted, but society needed.

[fyi]

You mean they don't take our feelings into account? [ With a sigh: ] Here I was counting on a shoulder to cry on.

/dusts off

[slayering]

Hey, nothing wrong predictability. Predictably can be good sometimes, except when things get too... predictable.

/blows on

[fyi]

This is Werewolf Country — all we have going for us at this point are full moons and irony.

[clonecop]

You could probably teach her a thing or two.

[fyi]

Do all of you just religiously get together and figure out new material? Because I have to say, it's really starting to show.

[bigkanimaoncampus]

Have you considered not being incredibly creepy?

[fyi]

Well, our resident egotist left the building, so someone had to meet the quota.

[extrabraincells]

Properly not.

[fyi]

—I'm sorry, were you actually aiming for something there?

girllll

[altercate]

You're lecturing about predictability?

uh oh it's the sassparade

[fyi]

Is there some kind of memo going around that I didn't get? I feel like I've had this conversation with about seven people so far. And that's just today. I'm not at fault for the inevitable complex.

— Be honest here: In what way am I predictable? The girl at Macy's said this scent came highly recommended.

[useofcuriosity]

Have you considered not being amazingly psychotic?