Ah, my apologies Agnes, but my farmboy upbringing prevents me from eloquently expressing any genuine feelings I harbor for you.

Please excuse me while I attempt to think of a way I can deflect the subject of "what traits of yours do I find endearing"...although, I'd imagine in truth the answer is "all of them".

If only I weren't such a shy mess around pretty girls.

[The Ringabel Effect™

You say something half decent and then completely ruin it the next time you open your mouth.]