dear_mun | AFTER NOT RPING (MUCH) FOR 10000 YEARS

You checked to make sure she ain't infected?

That was a figurative question, Ellis. For me and her.

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Well... you checked to make sure you ain't infected?

[ He's grinning. Sue him. ]

Ha ha, Ellis.

... Technically that happened once, but.

Getting out and stretching your legs, huh, sweetheart?

Yep! For the first time in... shit, probably forever.

[ Jill sees that bad joke you made. She sees it. ]

Using an expression like that is almost asking for trouble.

What? That was a bad joke, yeah, but I wouldn't say it was trouble.

Consider me a bit paranoid.

If you say so.

So how you been?

Exactly the same since the last time I saw you, be that for better or for worse.

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“It does seem to be something of a trend, nowadays.”

[He offers a smile, but it comes off as half of a grimace.]

You too, I'm guessing?

“Ah, not so much me--”

[Though this mun certainly has not gotten out in a good long while!
God, how does he even try to explain this?]

“My flatmate actually- decided he wasn't dead after two years.”

[And while he's still furious about it and probably will be for a good long while... he'd be lying to say some good hadn't come of it.]

“Makes it hard to tell who's really dead anymore.”

He... decided?

Tell me about it, honey--you don't even want to know how long my mun stuffed me away for. And when she does think about giving me some air? The first log she goes and reads is the one where I get the shit beat out of me. Swear to god...

At least I finally get to see a friendly face again.

Well, holy shit. He's back from the dead.

And don't you sound broken up about my absence.

[Tiiiiny smirk but he still looks pretty sour. How dare someone not give him their fullest attention. That fades a little more, though, since he just can't resist the chance to tease.]

Where's the "Oh Nick! I missed you so much!" because I know you're thinkin' it somewhere in there.

[Yeah right, Nick. She knows you're kidding.]

Of course I missed you. There's something about a dirty old white suit that you can't replace, you know? [That's part honesty, part teasing him back. But it wasn't a secret that she missed the hell out of the boys anyway.] So where's my "missed you too"?

I told you guys swamp water doesn't come out. Should'a listened to ol' Nick, just like always. Anyways-- [He does a quick little mock bow, apparently the bad mood is fading, getting attention like this...] ahem-- Sweet Lincoln's mullet, I've missed you too, hun.

[Sure, turning one of her favorite phrases back on her is a bit cheesy, but he couldn't resist.]