dear_mun | rage, rage against the dying of the finn

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rage, rage against the dying of the finn

So I'm told I might have passed some kind of weird, unspoken initiation, since you couldn't actually go through with killing me. That, uh. Thanks? I appreciate that you care enough to make that... hard for you. Or was it Kenzi you were more worried about? [ ... GOOD QUESTION. ] I guess we'll find out soon enough, since you did pick a game with... you may remember, gratuitous dying? [ Not -- no, yeah. Actually judging. ]

Uh, anyway, it's been a good week. I'm kind of enjoying this offshoot out in the desert. It's so far removed from, well -- everything; it's nice, burns and all.

I won't keep you. And hey -- good luck!
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Yeaaah, awesome, she's all worried about me but I'm ABOUT TO GET SHOT IN THE GUTS! Nice. That seems pretty worried. No, but you have fun narrowly escaping heart-wrenching death and hanging out with Breezy McHaircutstealer and her creepy bird and all the fun you're gonna have in scary evil land with Val 'no aim' velocity!

... I'm not bitter.

You say that like that's something to be envious of. The latter two, not... avoiding the death punchline. Obviously.

Wait, so, how many times have you died in the last four years?

Shhhshshss, ex-nay on the ancientness! Probably about ... too many times to count. Ballpark figure, about a jillion times.

A jillion. That's a lot. [ HELPFUL. ] I guess it 's really just a matter of time, for me, isn't it?

You get used to it. [Shrug.] It's not so bad after a while. I mean, you kind of start to trivialize it when it happens a few times a month, you know?

That's true enough for most things. I'm sorry it's happening again, though. Especially with, ah -- what they've been discussing.

If you would kindly inform your mun that she is not permitted to just grab me whenever she-- When were you getting killed? How did I miss that? It wasn't that time with the ... unexpected snack, was it?

Earlier this week, actually, after hours. This one wasn't your fault.

Oh, well good-- THIS ONE? [So offended, Finn.] Neither was the other instance! In fact, most schemes or questionable scenarios are typically your fault!