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[unriddling]

 I don't think so, Mundane.  You aren't bright enough to play me.

...You aren't even pretending to know what you're doing, are you? 

Comments

[controlurmind]

Do you think that'll really stop them?

[unriddling]

Not particularly. I know how hey work. But It's worth trying before my character becomes overly defaced.

[controlurmind]

I don't think it's even worth the struggle. I mean, she can do really horrible things to me. Yours will probably... I don't know, drop you in a box full of angry hungry rats or something.

[Classy, Tak.]

[unriddling]

Already has in that Tumblr place, or close enough. I'd rather she forget me, but that probably won't happen.

[controlurmind]

Probably not. Oh well, at least she won't dump you in that horrible love hotel place, right?

[Gross. Humans are so gross.]

[unriddling]

Don't give her ideas! [Can you hear that sudden sheer panic?]

[controlurmind]

[HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I mean]

What? I just said Love Hotel. Or hey, maybe Amat.

[unriddling]

I'm not interested in that type of thing! [but hey forcing him into the Hotel sounds pretty fun and Amat is a new one thank you dear]

[controlurmind]

[You're welcome, she's hideous]

Oh well, it looks like you don't have much of a choice anymore!

Good thing I'm a kid.

[And technically an alien with no reproductive organs score]

[unriddling]

[He bristles.] Great, thanks. I don't need this on my plate, child.

[controlurmind]

[HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA]

Hey, I don't like your hideous, horrible mating customs either.

[unriddling]

So why think of it enough to suggest shoving me there?

[controlurmind]

Because it's funny.

[unriddling]

Huh. You're a regular Joker.

[controlurmind]

I like my humor.

[unriddling]

I'm certain you're the only one.

[controlurmind]

That's the only one who matters.