Tiny Asgardian Foundling Princess Attack

[isaytheejerk]

I hope thee knowest what thee art doing!

[It's "thou," honey.]

...Oh. Well. I have pledged myself to the defense of earth and my human family as an Avenger! I turned down Asgard to do it. What about this plan of yours is so important it draws me from the defeat of Ultron and the defense of my brothers?

[Um, cake. And maybe you can find your dad to bother.]

It would be wondrous to fight at mine father's side and see him and his companions at the height of their powers.

[Sure. And there are lots of things to hit with a sword!]

Now you're just being a jerk.

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[spaiderman]

Yet another takes up the banner of 'Avenger.' How many can there be?

[isaytheejerk]

There are five of us. Perhaps seven, if you count our elders.

[spaiderman]

I do not doubt there will be more. The numbers rise and fall like the surface of a puddle in a rainstorm.

[isaytheejerk]

I certainly would not mind. We are very few against all the forces of Ultron, and most of us are new to battle in earnest.

[spaiderman]

If that is the case, the numbers will fall quickly after rising.

[isaytheejerk]

We're... aware of that possibility. We have been lucky thus far, though.

[spaiderman]

Luck always fails in the end. Learn alternatives swiftly if you wish to live.

[irredeemed_ant]

Ok, hi... ah, kid Valkyrie? No, I don't think you're her... wait, Ultron's about? Well Pymie Boy's gonna be ticked.

[isaytheejerk]

Pym... has the same feelings about Ultron that we all do, I think? Well, perhaps my brothers hate him more than I do. My parents survived, after all.

[irredeemed_ant]

So you're Thor's daughter then? Cool. I suppose Sif is your mom then. Or is it Valkie after all? She and I are team mates. Nice lady, very beautiful, sadly more into an army vet with an alien symbiote than me.

Pymie probably blames himself for the big bad android most, it's sorta what he tends to be known for. Smart though, if a bit full of himself. Anyhoo, Eric O'Grady, Ant Man Numo Three, nice to meet yeh, kid.

[isaytheejerk]

If you think she might be my mother--which she most verily is not--would it be wise to speak so of her to me?

[And cue the stinkeye from an immortal teenager.]

...And I think you may mean Pym's father.

[irredeemed_ant]

Cool it, kid, I meant nothing by it. Moms can be regarded as hot, it's not a crime. Well, not on 'Asgard', anyhoo.

Ohhhh, right, you're talking about some kid of his. Yeah where I come from Hank's still alive and kicking.