voice...testing, idek. mention of gintama movie 2. spoilers for errything in comments

[fapstofire]

[ He's lounging on a convenient windowsill, taking a long drag from his pipe. Slowly (dramatically), he draws it away from his mouth and lets the smoke escape from his lips. ]

Mun.

[ His one eye turns to glare at empty space. ]

Remove that statue of Colonel Sanders Shinsuke from your headspace. I refuse to share accommodations with it. If you don't... well, such things burn well enough. [ He pauses, tilts his head to the side. ] If Gintoki and that dog of the Bakufu [ oy, his name is Hijikata- ] materialise, I will destroy them.

Keep that in mind.

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[keepcalmandbomb]

[ no no, his name is dog of the Bakufu alright ]

[ destroying Gintoki is sort of not cool, though, unless you wish to transform Katsura into yourself. ]

Are you not even the least bit excited, Shinsuke? You finally share a name with a popular idol figure.

[fapstofire]

[ Destroying Gintoki is basically the reason for Colonel Sanders Shinsuke's existence in the first place.

And he blatantly ignores what Katsura says. Since that's how Takasugi rolls. ]

I wasn't aware that you would miss me so much, Zura.

1/2

[keepcalmandbomb]

It's not Zura, it's Katsura.

[ And that's how Zura rolls. Wait, that means you brought it onto yourself. So don't destroy Gintoki and we all win, huh? How is that a difficult choice? ]

2/2

[keepcalmandbomb]

Do you mean this?

[ ba dum tish he's suddenly wearing the Yorozuya Be Forever getup because this is RP and anything can happen. ]

I suppose we were not as different as I wanted to believe.

[fapstofire]

[ A small widening of the eyes... And Takasugi cackles. ]

Do you hear it, Zura? Do you hear the beast growling? [ He leans in, his lips curving up into a sharp, sharp grin. ] If I've known that Gintoki's death is all it takes for you to hear it, I would've killed him long ago.

[ His hand might just be stroking the hilt of his sword. Phallic imagery, what? ]

[kaihentai]

Isn't he the man associated with all that fried chicken? Well! Considering your association with fire, that's actually not all that far fetched because it burns things.

[...How logical.]

Oi, be careful with all that fire, ahaha! Chinsuke, Ochinchin~! Your soul might have gotten burnt up after playing with it after all this time.

[fapstofire]

[ There are so many irritating things to be addressed in just two lines from Sakamoto's mouth. Takasugi looks at him for a long moment. ]

My soul has been burnt black for a long time, Tatsuma. Not as long as your brain has been completely destroyed, leaving your head empty.

[ Have a semi-peasant smile. ]

[kaihentai]

[Have a semi-pleasant smile back, you asshole.]

Ahhh? Is it really empty, or is it just full of too many things? It's hard to keep track of such a disorganized mess, you know~!

As for you, it seems like your head and your heart are both rotten places. I would suggest that you clean them out, but both things might be too murky.

[fapstofire]

[ He cocks his head to the side. ]

Ara. [ Raising his pipe to his mouth, he takes a drag, blowing out the smoke. ] That's a nice pair of fangs you're baring at me.

[ He sounds extremely pleased about it. ]

[popquiz]

Might not even be my place to say, but the Commander doesn't like having his toys taken from him. Not even to share.

[Meaning Gintoki is off limits, regardless of whether he appears or not.]

But of course, if you're looking for a nice and easy way to null and void our contract, I can't think of a faster way. Just depends on if you're keen on cleaning up the mess afterwards. I can't be around to wipe the Commander's ass all the time.

[And shit will literally hit the fan.]

he comes from right after itou arc because i suck and haven't finished rewatching, oop

[fapstofire]

[ He takes a long drag of his pipe before lowering it and letting the smoke curl out of his mouth. ]

Say.

When did Gintoki become your Commander's 'toy'? [ Genuine curiosity. He's not particularly possessive over Gintoki, much less protective. ]

it's cool, I'm not 100% set on this guy's voice anyway, the less canon discrepancies, the better sob

[popquiz]

You think it matters? I'm just trying to give you some savoury advice. From one warrior to another.

[Just trying to reduce collateral damage, brah.]

[gin_san]

[ Oh great, it's the guy with the perpetual sword up his ass. Gintoki's had a sword up his ass before, and he knows how much that sucks, but Takasugi never seems to attempt to remove it.

So here he is, digging a fingerful of snot out of his right nostril.

Flicks it in Takasugi's general direction. ]

[fapstofire]

[ Dodges by the power of magic lack of depth perception Colonel Sanders Shinsuke (I really should stop using that joke) Only Serious Character.

Have a smile. A pleasant smile. ]

Gintoki. We were just talking about you.

[gin_san]

Hoh? Who's "we"? You and the sword up your ass?

[ A finger goes right back up to his nose, this time, picking at the left nostril as Gintoki stands a few feet away from Takasugi, his body surprisingly relaxed, one hand tucked into the fold of his haori. ]

[pachintoki]

[Eh-]

[pachintoki]

[it's like, he knows that was a threat but. . .

. . . but. . .]

[pachintoki]

[deep breaths, deep breaths, deep breaths Gin-san, come on]

T-Takasugi.


[snort

yeah, he almost looks like he's in pain over here.]

[fapstofire]

[ Dramatic lowering of his pipe. Dramatic escape of smoke from his mouth. Dramatic turn of head. ]

Gintoki. Are you here to lecture me again?

[pachintoki]

I. . .uh-huh. . .I. . .

[just a choking sound, and Gintoki will cover his mouth with his hand, turning away and crouching a little, shoulders shaking.]


[It almost sounds . . . like laughter. . .]

[knight_king]

A statue?

[Eyebrow raised. Colonel Sanders sounds like someone important. Heroic Spirit perhaps?]

[pachintoki]

[She's. . . cute.

Like, really cute. Cute enough that Gintoki actually wants to talk to her, so he will.]

Oi, you'll have to forgive him. He's really awkward, so even the most simple questions might be really hard for him to answer.

[knight_king]

I understand.

[No, she doesn't. She doesn't remember addressing this question to him. Though, perhaps...]

Are you his caretaker?

[Glaring at an empty space could be a symptom of madness.]

[fapstofire]

[ A small noise of assent. He takes a drag from his kiseru. ]

Ignore everything that silver-haired natural perm says.

[knight_king]

[ She's unflappable by the smoke and by this nonsense. ]

I refuse. [ Blunt, shaking her head. ] Though I shall listen to what you have to say as well. Do not concern yourself for I am not misled by deceit or prejudice.