Canon is Almost Human

[likeshumansbetter]

Wait, you're dragging me out and you've only seen the... Well, I guess. But isn't it bad enough that you've got two other men in your head with my face. A Bones and a Reaper. This Reaper guy even has my name. Geeze. What is wrong with you?

[Hush John]

Just as long as you don't put me with one of them then we're good.




[ooc: Possible spoilers in comments. So if you've not seen the show then enter at your own risk.]

Comments

[iwasmadetofeel]

Muns are confusing, man.

[likeshumansbetter]

Yeah, you're telling me. I mean she already has two men in her head with my face. It's kind of weird.

[iwasmadetofeel]

Mine sent me to talk to someone who looked like you in a meme. Very confusing.

[likeshumansbetter]

There seems to be a few of those around. Do you know which one it was? And my mun is easily amused. Seems you were talking to a girl that's in her head the other day too.

[iwasmadetofeel]

His name was also John.

Which one was that? My mun thinks throwing the android at people is amusing.

[likeshumansbetter]

A John Grimm? Because, if so, my mun has one of those in her head too.

Girl's name is Felicity. Really into anything dealing with tech.

[iwasmadetofeel]

That is the one.

Ah yes, my mun enjoys that show and loves that character. She threw an Oliver Queen at her as well, but she is new to us both she wants to get us right. She says he is more complicated.

[likeshumansbetter]

She loved the interaction with Oliver. I share a head space with an Oliver as well.

[iwasmadetofeel]

Oliver will come back out.

[likeshumansbetter]

As long as you stay out too. It'll keep me and Felicity happy. She already throws the girl at the bakerstreet memes. Plans on throwing me there too.

[iwasmadetofeel]

If I am needed I will be here. My mun is amendable that way. Concerning both me and Oliver.

[likeshumansbetter]

My mun likes to make permanent fixtures so to speak. Or damn near close enough. Since I don't have a constant you. Then again I wouldn't. She just made the journal today. And Felicity doesn't have a constant Oliver. Though my mun does have the memes she throws Felicity in, in Fee's journal. Probably will end up doing the same to me.

[iwasmadetofeel]

I don't have a constant you either. And well Oliver, doesn't have a her either. Perhaps Oliver will be tempted out to bother her.

[likeshumansbetter]

Well if Oliver pokes around her journal then he'll find a ton of memes she's been thrown at.

[iwasmadetofeel]

Mun apologizes ahead of time for the meme.

[likeshumansbetter]

My mun doesn't want apologizes. Just play time. For all of us.

[iwasmadetofeel]

Well, I doubt you or yours wants you waking up after a night with me, man.

[likeshumansbetter]

My mun is a slashaholic. So she would actually love me waking up to you or vice versa. She just won't shove something like that on another mun.

[iwasmadetofeel]

Well now your mun went and did it.

[likeshumansbetter]

She tends to do that.

[iwasmadetofeel]

As long as you don't shoot me we are good.

[likeshumansbetter]

You're lucky the gun is in the drawer and not on the nightstand.

[iwasmadetofeel]

Very. I am not in the mood to go in for surgery.

[likeshumansbetter]

I wouldn't want to replace you anyway.

[iwasmadetofeel]

Don't want to break in another partner? Or fear getting a worse reject than me?

[likeshumansbetter]

Maybe a little bit of both. We're dropping the subject though. It's late and I just want to grab something to eat, go home, have a drink and relax.

[iwasmadetofeel]

Sounds like a plan.

[likeshumansbetter]

Good.

[pause]

Where do you go when I head home for the night? Pretty sure I don't drag you back home with me.

[iwasmadetofeel]

Probably some storage closet to recharge or something? I don't know.

[likeshumansbetter]

How do you not know where you go after I go home?

[iwasmadetofeel]

Don't think canon has told me yet John.

[likeshumansbetter]

Doesn't matter if canon has told you yet or not. The muns need to come up with something or somewhere.

[iwasmadetofeel]

She will. She pictures a cold building where we all go for storage until we are needed.

[likeshumansbetter]

Oddly enough I'm not okay with that.

[hawkingisabastard]

Them what?

[likeshumansbetter]

MXs. They're bots that us humans on the force have to be paired with as partners. They're a bit emotionless.

[hawkingisabastard]

I'd be offended on behalf of my mechanical brethren, but emotionless robots really wouldn't be conducive to good law enforcement.