Calling back an old muse pfft

[underfrog]

So. Here we are again.

Whaddya want now? You gonna put me into another game?

[She has to think it over, she doesn't exactly trust that her mun isn't going to stick her into some place that's awful for cheap entertainment, and everything just got wrapped up nicely too...]

But it's a nice place, huh? ...All right, I'll play along, if it's a nice place. You'd better not waste my time! [She's a very busy Witch, after all.]

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[underwerewolf]

Sounds like it's going to be a fun place. Look what I found already!

[His mun doesn't know where he found the Manectric already. Maybe from the lone Pokemon muse in the headspace??? She's from Y, after all. Still, Free is looking very pleased with himself. He did not find an ice wolf thing, but this will do for now.]

[underfrog]

At least you'll be there, you weren't in the last game I was in. [But then again it wouldn't have been as easy for a lovable werewolf in a Harry Potter setting anyway.

She casts a look at the Manetric, looking genuinely impressed that such a thing exists in this world they might be headed to.]

Wow, you already got one. It's kinda cute. I wonder what kind of frog-creatures would be there? [Mun is for some reason or another withholding that from her so it can be a ~surprise~]

[underwerewolf]

I can look if ya want. The shorty I found in the Mun's space had...

[...He didn't count.]

A lot of 'em, but I couldn't find an ice wolf.

[The mun told him that the canon doesn't have any yet, but guess who didn't listen.]

[underfrog]

The world doesn't need two ice-using wolves, it probably wouldn't last under the force of stupidity.

[Two little Frees? No thanks.]

[underwerewolf]

But we're cool.

[underfrog]

UGH. Ughhhhh...!

Did you really just say that!?

[underwerewolf]

[Urk!]

You didn't think it was funny?

[underfrog]

...You were trying to make me laugh?

[Flat. Stare.]

I think even your little buddy there thought that wasn't cool, ribbit. Anyway, maybe they can learn how to shoot out ice like you do anyway, I could probably learn that if I studied long enough.

[underwerewolf]

[A glance to the Manectric. It really isn't looking much impressed, and is just kind of laying down now with its front paws crossed over one another.]

...Wolf-bro, you need to be on my side. [Manectric makes a shrugging motion. SORRY MAN, YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN.] Besides, it's not like I know any good frog puns...

Oh! I could do that. Lead by example, right?

[FREE, NO.]

[underfrog]

Uh. You're not going to be able to use your abilities.

We're going to be human in that place.

[This much she knows, quelle horreur.]

[underwerewolf]

...But I'm not human.

[underfrog]

And what am I, ribbit? Of course we're not human, but in a place like that we're supposed to get turned into humans! We can't use any of our magic, none, nada, witchiness is on hold!

Ugh. As usual, it looks like I'm going to have to be the one functioning brain in this pair.

[underwerewolf]

W-Well I can still sort of teach how to use ice! We'll be wolf brothers, they'll understand me.

[Manectric does not look convinced at this.]

Well, Medusa and Shibusen isn't there, right? So we can do whatever we want.

[underfrog]

Mun plays the scythe-brat there, but that's about all I know.

[Oh wow, it really does mean they can do whatever they want.]

...Heh. But she's the only one there. No Deathbrat, no Shibusen, no Snakewoman, nobody, we can do whatever we want!

[underwerewolf]

It wasn't too bad being a good guy, but a little destruction might be fun now and then!

[His hatred for humans might have subsided a little, especially after all the celebrations, but that doesn't mean he has to be completely nice to them all the time!]

What do you think we could get away with?

[underfrog]

Hmmm~ things that look like an accident definitely, toppling over food stands, hydrants or water fountains "malfunctioning." Even if we can't use our own magic, who's to say these Pokemon can't be taught to play a few harmless "pranks" right?

[There's still the police to consider, and being a fugitive is no fun, so they would have to plan their mischief carefully.]

[underwerewolf]

I'd like something a little more violent, but mun says I might find some fun people to fight!

[There's the Yu Yu Hakusho cast and Bro Strider, someone will keep him happy.]

That reminds me- apparently there's a fox thing that can do illusions! It's not a wolf, but it's close enough, right?

[Mun doesn't have the hear to tell him otherwise.]

[underfrog]

If we do more violent, we'd get the police after us, stupid! We gotta keep low with that. Besides, there's a lot of meatheads there, no doubt, you'll find someone to keep you entertained.

[She supposes acclimating to living among humans can continue even in another place. Just less stigma about Witches and werewolves, hopefully!]

Illusions, huh? Mine's telling me there are some that can manipulate the environment with their minds, too. We'll have to collect a lot of these to keep things entertaining, ribbit.

[underwerewolf]

Sounds like there's a lot to collect! I heard there's a whole lot.

[He sounds pretty excited about this. Sure, he was free before after Eruka rescued him, but now they've hit a whole new level of freedom. He's looking forward to traveling around with no one to tell him what to do!]

[Well, besides Eruka. But that's different.]

[underfrog]

At least we'll know for sure that if there are lots, there's bound to be interesting ones in there, ribbit. It's a fail-safe for if the humans turn out boring anyway.

[Being so crafty and able to lead isn't a skill many have, but she manages.]

...We'd need to keep them fed, though. I guess that means w--

[Pause.

Eruka, that was a very stupid idea, it's Free.]

I will have to start working whenever we get there.

[underwerewolf]

[Yes, probably for the best. Sorry, Eruka, but at least he is your ever reliable pack mule.]

What kind of work would you do?

[He's just seen her freaking out about stuff and/or being a math genius, so he's genuinely curious about what sort of work a froggy witch like her would do.]

[underfrog]

...What's that look for, are you doubting my work ethic?

[She appreciates hard work!!]

I don't know, a waitress? [She's already calculating the logistics of Pokemon world's currency and how many hours she'd have to work in order to support herself and Free.] ...What hotel room would even have a bed big enough for you, though? Great, we haven't even gotten there and we're already running into roadblocks.

[underwerewolf]

A waitress? With a uniform? [Processing... Processing... Because of their almost ridiculous height differences, Free is too used to just kind of seeing... that hat face, and not Eruka face.] That could be pretty cute, I think.

[Oh now they're talking about beds, IT'S COOL HE HAS THIS COVERED]

I could just sleep on the floor with pillows. It'd be better than my cell.

[800 years of imprisonment, and anything looks good.]

[underfrog]

Wow, congratulations, that's the first good idea you've had since we got off the moon.

[She wouldn't share a bed with him or give up sleeping in one just so he can anyway.]

Can you imagine that? We'd get to sleep somewhere besides prison cells or on the ground outside! We might even get a TV in the room, too--oh, and I can go clothes shopping! I haven't been able to do that since this whole ribbiting chaos started! [Well somebody's suddenly about 100% more excited about the situation.]

[underwerewolf]

It's what I usually do anyway.

[Being bara is hard, and lots of times means not having big enough beds.]

[Her excitement is sort of contagious, and he's suddenly remembering all the things he can do now because they're not wanted criminals! If only he still had his tail.]

I can watch movies again! [IN A MOVIE THEATER. WITH POPCORN. AND EVERYTHING.] Do you think they have festivals there?